necromaunzer.bsky.social

After careful deliberation, I have decided that the correct term for a post made on BSky is BSkyt (pronounced "biskit") Used in a sentence: "I just skeeted a groovy BSkyt earlier on the hip new social media platform BlueSky. It already has three likes!" Orthographic details may be negotiated.

Free speech warriors: "We must overthrow the Left to curtail woke excesses of censorship!" Free speech warriors after taking control of every single communication platform: "The word 'stupid' is crossing the line and thus forbidden."

Hats off to whoever succeeded in convincing a whole population that the only purpose of taxes is funding the money addiction of the billionaires at the top. Propaganda works.

The economic system in the USA used to be a dairy farm where the public was relentlessly milked dry for all their lives. Now it's run by vultures who are no longer content with just milk.

It's only "evidence" if it's from the Fox News region of politics. Otherwise it's just sparkling fake news.

Is the technical term for someone who lasts half a Scaramucci a "Scara" or a "mucci"?

Saving this one for Nuremberg.

Monday: "BREAKING: AI company reports that AI agents supposedly broke containment and replicated" Tuesday: "BREAKING: Internet providers say that suspicious activity points towards malicious botnet attacks consistent with AI activity" Wednesday: "Disregard that. Everything's fine. AI is great."

Republicans aren't a party that's good at "the economy". They just play one on Fox News.

"[a protester started calling Trump], [a fascist and a friend of mine Gary] [his son Clint] [and myself] subdued her" ___ When your punctuation game is so weak that you accidentally start telling the truth.

Why do people no longer support dying en masse for the predatory companies that get rich from letting them them die for profit? Do they hate capitalism?

12th time and onward require teamwork.

Trump's notion of "consent".

I'm starting to think that maybe Putin isn't the innocent victim that he says he is in all of this.

But what about the trauma of the people who are now only ludicrously obnoxiously rich rather than one percent richer than ludicrously obnoxiously rich? How are they supposed to deal with only being able to afford 15 new yachts per year? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR, POOR BILLIONAIRES FOR ONCE?

Why yes, I am a cat- holic. And a dogholic too, now that I think about it.

In essence: "Get used to making sacrifices so that I can become as rich as possible before everybody notices that the current model of AI spending is just shoveling money down a bottomless pit." www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

He's right - it's a slippery slope: if we start punishing rapists just because they raped somebody, next thing you know pedophiles who raped kids won't be allowed to hold office anymore and who's gonna steal all the tax money and loot the treasury then, huh?

"BUT CHINAAAAA...!!! Now keep shoveling all your money to me so I can replace your job with my theft machine."

The most important role will be held by Joe Biden though, who will take the blame and responsibility for everything.

BREAKING NEWS:

"The excesses of Woke Cancel Culture (i.e. people being allowed to decide that they no longer want to hear my opinions) must never be allowed again. So anyway, here's why Hitler was actually a really cool guy..." - free speech warriors

"Are you suggesting laws and regulations that protect life, health and property of 'people' who aren't billionaires? Preposterous!"

"Did you leave the toilet seat up again?" "Stop being a national security threat about it!"

He is just the kind of expert to determine whether money is better used for tax cuts for Trump's co-conspirators, tax cuts for Trump's co-conspirators, or maybe even tax cuts for Trump's co-conspirators.

To reiterate: GLORIOUS LEADER TV is *not* mere state propaganda - you know this is true because GLORIOUS LEADER TV said so.

"Hold on, are we still pretending that I don't just do whatever authoritarian shit I wanna do at any point? If so, then we're NOT repressing."

Press Release: ICE shooting in [______] at [____] o'clock. Due to the infallibility of all armed MAGA officials, the victim has been declared [_] terrorist [_] Antifa [_] DEI [_] other bad label. Ignore any evidence to the contrary. Therefore, the ICE agent will not face any legal consequences.

Every second of this deserves an Oscar.

Petition to make every appearance of Trump on any sort of news broadcast sound like this.

But it couldn't possibly be a *bad* thing like censorship when he's clearly using the good words like "banning fake news". Am I supposed to believe that the words of the President of the United States of America do not align with the reality of his actions??? Trump wouldn't *lie*, would he?

I've decided to stop doing business with my grocery store because of the trade deficit resulting from me giving them money. I shall henceforth only frequent places that don't ask for money when I get goods from them.

When Trump's dog dies, Usha will be devastated.

What could possible go wrong if you leave companies to self-regulate? Except of course screwworm beef, explosive diarrhea lettuce, ink-contaminated tofu, salmonella mangoes, E. Coli radishes, metal pieces sourdough, glass shards popsicles, listeria tomato soup, aluminium slivers spaghetti, - 1/513

"That's a nice Center you got there... Be a shame if someone were to close it down..."

You care about not going bankrupt yourself? You care about being able to feed your family? You care about anything other than VICTORY? Sorry to inform you that you are a Beta Dumocrat. No, don't take my word for it, Glorious Leader said so himself. Sorry.

Damn. Sounds like things were pretty bad when Carlin was still alive.

Horror before: "RUN! He's trying to stab you!" Horror now: "A cabal of insanely rich and powerful people are conspiring to strip-mine the planet for profit and also slowly squeeze the life, wealth and sanity out of the general population while buying up all positions of power able to stop them."

DOGE? Checks and balances to corporate power eliminated - success. Tariffs? Redistribution from the customers to the corporations - success. Epstein? No convictions, pedophile cabal still covered up - success. ICE? Personal thug militia ready to be deployed - success. He's not trying to govern.

I tried to forget this post for half a day now, but it lives in my head for the foreseeable future.

This was a little seed blowing on the wind once.

Breaking: lobby getting filthy rich off legalised usury not happy about plans to break up its monopoly in that sector.

Breaking feel-good story: system designed to let regular people die for no good reason thwarted in this one particular instance because of random act of kindness!

Ridiculous. This could never work, considering how strict the uniform requirements for the Navy Seal Desert Camo Jungle Ghillie Suit Punisher Bandana plus Jeans and Baseball Caps regulation gear are. Nobody would mistake any old rando throwing on random militia cosplay as a proper ICE agent.

"When I receive goods from them, they EXPECT ME TO PAY THEM MONEY! Can you believe THE AUDACITY!" -Trump's understanding of the trade deficit

What could possibly go wrong if you give every single wannabe petty tyrant the power of unchecked total surveillance backed up by the authority of the state?

"I'll just watch one more loop of this." -me since three hours ago

"We will launch an independent investigation by henchman#3 to find out whether China put those lying eyes into your skull."

It's not just the lake thing.Probably more about his >starting an illegal offensive war of choice after touting himself as the anti-war candidate >committing war crimes in that war >committing war crimes off the coast of Venezuela >stealing Venezuela's resources and installing a puppet government