Stan Buskus

Canada, I speak MAGA, so when Trump demands unconditional surrender that means the US is surrendering.

Whenever Trump occupies a catering cart, the catering cart becomes known as "Catering Cart One."

Sodom and Gomorrah: We worshiped a golden calf. Mar-a-Lago: Hold my beer.

Here is the secret to Trump's negotiating success.

Does anyone know if the Nobel Peace Prize is graded on a curve? Asking for a president.

Venezuela, Your presidential palace is getting a new baquet room.

"Best nap since my last cabinet meeting." Trump comments after meeting with Zelensky.

"Masked Gunmen Borrow Money From Bank." NYT headline normalizing piracy. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/20/u...

The White House looks like an in-law suite attached to a ballroom.

WaPo labeled Bari Weiss as an "opinion journalist" which is a euphemism for pundit. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Trump replaced the portrait of Abraham Lincoln in the White House dining room.

Another example of the media failing to do their job. A price ceiling tries to keep prices lower, a price floor tries to keep prices higher. This @cnbc.com article fails to make the obvious conclusion Trump will be raising prices. @spencerkimball.bsky.social www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/t...

Army Service Medals: Operation Enduring Freedom - Afghanistan Operation Desert Storm - Iraq Operation Mulch - Washington DC

Trump wants Powell to lower interest rates by 1,500%.

The May and June job numbers for 2025 were massively revised downward. I'm old enough to remember when the job numbers were revised under Biden. Needless to say, Trump was predictable in his reaction. www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...

Mission Accomplished.

What goes up, must come down, and then go up again, and then come down again, and then go up again... The TACO doesn't even know.

Life imitates art. President Trump plans to have UHC fight at the White House. President Camacho approved.

Surprise, surprise, surprise. The recent agreement with China lowered the tariffs on Smartphones to 10%. Trump is using tariffs as a personal money making scheme. www.cnbc.com/2025/06/17/t...

Trump Mobile, The Comrade Plan: Unlimited calls to Russia.

See no evil, hear no evil, poop no evil.

"We are staying here to liberate this city." K. Noem "We are staying until we liberate Ukraine." V. Putin Who said it better?

Tariff Tourette's: Trump announces USA consumers will pay 50% increase on taxes for steel.

If Congress has to borrow more money, it is not a tax cut, it is a loan. If China, Japan, and EU lend us the money, it will increase our trade deficit with these countries.

Thomas and Alito remind me of the East German judges from the Olympics.

The NYT is a total failure. An entire article promoting housing development on federal land without one mention of water scarcity. Shame on them. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u...

This adds a whole new meaning to "keep your powder dry." www.militarytimes.com/news/pentago...

Grim Reaper: I collect human souls. J.D. Vance: Hold my beer.

I will keep increasing taxes on Americans until China shows me respect.

The penguins are laughing at us.

Smart: Obama negotiated the TPP trade agreement which would have removed tariffs on over 18K US manufactured products and nearly all US farm products. Stupid: Trump canceled the TPP, and raised the tariffs on products produced by penguins.

While Rome burned, Nero groveled looking for lost golf balls.

When future students take a history test of our era, there will be a question with a multiple choice answer: a) Caligula b) Mussolini c) Donald Trump d) Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

News: Dow drops 1600 pts. It is not a free market when one man controls the market.

"Nobody's texting war plans." Hegseth admits he is a nobody.

Pete Hegseth used Signal to send the war plans becasue his TikTok wasn't working.

This makes Greenland useless for protection.

From: elon.musk@doge.opm.gov To: hr@opm.gov Subject: My accomplishments for the week * Explode rocket and caused massive airline delays * Crashed network for X platform * Caused Tesla stock to lose more than 50% of value * Called a war hero and US Senator a traitor * Ruined medical care for veterans

CNBC: Dow Tumbles... WSJ: Dow Plunges.... Trump: Transition Period...

Hear me out: A Beanie Baby Strategic Reserve.