NeedlessAngers

i have to do EVERYTHING myself

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

hey "nice" protuding ears haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is dewey from malcolm in the middle] oh fuck

no one ever asks who vimm is. they just enter their lair and take what they want from it. disrespectful

good night

R.I.P. Bioware One last "three Bs" for the road.

this is what the people yearn for

The issue is that bed is very comfy, but then they make you get out of it after a while. I think that's bad game design.

I wanted to update the previous Magenta Horizon combo mad video with the new UI and longer gameplay per sequence, so here we are again. Hope this can convince action game enthusiasts to play it during the Halloween season.

wrote about penguin colony and boycotts meaning something

my most outdated game design(?) opinion is that i want music to be the primary part of the audio soundscape, not a secondary onen

Blade (repost)

they call it a first person shooter yet you often shoot a second, third, or even fourth person. Needlessly confusing.

lotta internet communities that didn't want queer content due to "divisiveness" are turning themselves into molten slag via allowing an unmitigated stream of wildly unpopular AI garbage... it would be sad if it wasn't so funny...

I reinstalled TikTok for a week. I’m uninstalling it again

"If centaurs are the default human form, would they ride a horse?" That question sounds stupid, but my answer is "yes". A horse that evolved a natural muscle-support band around the front thighs with the second pair of limbs. The in-universe name for these steeds is Horaffs. #Mutasmagoria

seeing people genuinely suggest that the game awards are rigged for gta 6 is so funny because i promise you if there’s one thing you don’t need to trick gamers into doing it’s celebrating the very expensive and highly marketed release as an artistic masterpiece. they will do that for free

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

now this is truly a namco museum...

sometimes i click on youtube shorts by accident and scroll through a couple and it only takes 30 seconds for me to be like yeah these should be illegal

gamers be like "high end GPUs are completely unaffordable now this is apocalyptic how will I be able to play three hours of the fotm 90 dollar AAA game before going back to mainlining a game than can run on a flip phone"

there's a tension in discussing old video games because on one hand there's a desire to prove that developers weren't just clueless idiots throwing shit at the wall, while on the other hand wanting to escape the prison of divining developer intention. The solution is to kill all gamers.

⚠️ flashing lights!

i guess that's not a super useful line of thought, but the way people talk about things...it's always waiting for another breakout hit to show everyone what can be Commercially Viable. E33 Will Save Turn Based Rpgs. The Dark Souls Of Whatever. the market craves innovation. in a safe and familiar way

there's also this widespread dream of finding like...the philosopher's stone of games. the game that does everything. setting aside the issues of resource management during dev and stuff that's just not possible. like it's insane on its face. it's like asking for a movie that would be in every genre