NegativeTorsion

NegativeTorsion

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I grow giant plants purely by accident because I like my house like the tropics. I have Giant African Millipedes but they are giant by design so not my fault. And now I've typed 'giant' so many times it doesn't look like a real word anymore. GIANT.

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If you buy your 16 year old or under child a motorised scooter or bike, or allow them to be given one, you are a bam and your child is a ned. And if you also allow them to wear a balaclava, your child is a criminal and you don't care.

Suddenly remembered when I met an old friend after 20 years of him living in London, and on the way to my flat to catch up he insisted on going into this church where he loudly started singing opera because "The acoustics were just too good." There were people praying in it.

Just watched Inside The Manosphere and it went exactly as I thought it would. Loud mouthed men on social media but as soon as their mothers/partners walk in the room, absolute fear in their eyes and conciliatory tones. No wonder their followers are all 12yo boys. 😂

Tired of hearing my generation complain about gen z and a. I'm taking my old cat to the vet today and guess who were the people asking if I needed help with the cat pram up and down stairs and onto the train? Gen Z and Gen A. Maybe the problem is you're just a miserable looking cunt?

Found out last week that Old Man Pecan has hyperthyroidism. He turned 20 last month so he's made it far without medical issues. But with medicine and new high fat food, he's on the mend! Got a few more years left in my old man! Have some pink nose and toes to celebrate. ♥️

Just a little reminder for my #plant people at this time of year. Please remember that 90% of cut flowers that people may buy you in the coming months are full of the plant pests that we spend our time and money trying to keep out of our homes! As pretty as they are, keep them in another room! 🪴♥️

Point 1. Do not get norovirus. Even 3 days after I stopped being sick I still feel like I'm made of glass. Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.

I was in the company of about a dozen people today and the only one who wished me a Happy International Woman's Day was my 🔌. He had also bought 6 large bars of chocolate and 6 small bunches of flowers for the women he met that day. I live in a weird timeline.

First date tip: Ask them to show their favourite video online. The majority will be ok. Some will introduce you to something new. And some will show you a woman being stoned to death in a foreign country. Jus' sayin'...🚩

Sometimes I worry that if I get dementia or some kind of mental regression problem, that I'll revert to 20 or 30 year old me and let me tell you, that me is a dick. The thought that all the work I did on myself might just vanish and I end up a selfish old bitch that no-one wants to be around *sigh*.

Showing what is Full Direct Light, Some Direct Light, medium light, low light and no light in a real video with sun instead of just an explanation. Hopefully this helps you figure out where your plant should go. 😁

bsky.app/profile/news... Watch the video as see this filthy, racist, rapist and homophobic fuck turn his head and purse his dogs arse mouth. Can't wait for that inevitable coronary to hit him. What a pos.