NerdyKris

We've been getting hit with scammers every Friday, and it's always a heavy Russian accent being like "I am the Hernandez. I need my email password". Unfortunately it's working on our Philippines call center. I keep telling them nobody calls to reset passwords here.

Once upon a time he was the cool president appearing on Arsenio Hall and bringing in the youth vote. Now he's making Liberace references in 2026.

S'up.

Finally got a warning from the Condo Association, but to be fair, my garden really does look like shit.

Nope. Don't care. I quit. Someone else fix this.

It's election season, which means lots of people not understanding the difference between primaries and the general election, that Texas is not the entire United States, and hysterically sharing videos of voting machines from other countries.

I've been flashing red for like six years now.

Guys, if troops were being deployed in North Korea you'd be seeing it from a legitimate news source, not AmericanJohnny76.

Do you think the Trump admin officials who are holed up on military bases because otherwise they would be relentlessly harassed are going to need to be evicted? Are they going to blockade themselves in the house, begging for asylum from other countries rather than face civilian life?

They really are going to be running on Biden in 2028, like a Japanese soldier on a remote island still fighting WWII.

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Guys, Bluesky is like 2% of the US voting population. This isn't the final battleground, it's guys talking in a pub, and some of you are acting like that one woman that loses her god damn shit and starts throwing hands because she thinks someone said something stupid. Yes Jen, I'm talking about you

Looking at the trailer for VisionQuest and it occurs to me, does anyone in the Marvel comics have as many canonical children as him? He has Billy and Tommy with Scarlet Witch, and then Viv and Vin with Virginia. And all four of them seem to be in the MCU along with Jocasta.

It says something that for a teetotaler, the second Trump administration appears to be entirely staffed by hardcore alcoholics. Guilfoyle, Patal, Hegseth, Pirro, all people that even a frat house would hold an intervention for.

Look at these jerks. @darthbluesky.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social

Oh god, mine is all about me brewing coffee at home, my water purifier system, and the wiring my home office for ethernet. Weirdly my DVD habit, which is 90% of my purchases up until recently, is not mentioned at all.

I love that it's been so long since GTA5 that the youths don't understand why everyone is so hyped for GTA6. "It feels forced" man, have you played a Rockstar game on release? There's a reason they're so popular.

He's like "I baby". No, you're a deadly bird of prey. "No, baby need snuggle"

I repeat, the way he says "beardos" all the time sounds like he's deep in some fucked up internet subculture that's obsessed with being clean shaven.

This is kind of funny, it's the end game text but changed to be about the website.

This one took me a moment.

Half the Choosin' Texas jokes are like that one guy who ranted about how Let it Go was telling kids to fall in line. You need to at least read the lyrics first, fellas.

The hell did I do, Blanche?

🎶When we're on the front couch sitting cheek to cheek. 🎶

I'm stuck at a fancy catered work event just in case they need tech support, but I have real work to do back at the office. #firstworldproblems

Larry, we're a chocolate company.

Man, I don't think "we'll never stop blaming the previous guy" is the winning message you think it is.

I just don't understand the concept of polycules. Women on dating apps are like talking to surly teenagers giving one word answers and people are out there like "I have five partners!". The fuck you manage that? I can't even manage one friendship without being dumped.

I thought the review embargo being so far ahead of release was a good sign but man these Wolverine reviews are brutal. On the plus side nobody's talking about constant Captain Planet style lectures from whiny nepo baby Harry Osborne, so it looks like they learned some lessons from Spider-man.

I wonder if Trump is going to actually try to rename New Mexico. Until now, it's just been performative. Nobody uses Lake Ontario or Gulf of Mexico for directions, you'd use more precise locations. But an entire US state with two million people with addresses to change is a whole other situation.

For all the times Europeans make fun of how little time off Americans get, you'd think our UK based team would realize it's possible for a laptop to be offline for more than two months due to parental leave and FMLA.

This is such an insane way to look at the economy, starting with the fact that nobody retires at 62 anymore.

Oh no. Now what will people use to tell me how to do my job?

This is awfully bloodthirsty talk from the (checks notes) Secretary of the Treasury?

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a mass casualty event.

This is literally a textbook example of how charities can fuck over the people they're helping by flooding the market with cheap goods that puts the local industries out of business. This isn't an anti-charity thing, it's a "this is why cash is always best because it boosts the local economy" thing

I have a crackpot theory about this: The repeated declaring of 35-45 year olds as children is a way for Boomers to cling to power while also giving younger people an excuse to never grow up and take control from them.