texas instruments is a scam

alright i maybe have been too cat centric and want to clarify: there are not enough creachers on bsky, period. i currently estimate that below 1% of posts are primarily about a little guy or small fella. its sick and its not sustainable.

remember the ABCs of cat ownership Always Be Cmindful of that wet, wet nose

tortijJa

can i say something mid thirties. i simply walked into something and broke my toe. it's been a couple weeks now and i still have to tape it. is this what it's like until death.

"We never could have known that Giuseppe McPropperton would use us as props" like at least make it believable

americans will be like "none of that sissy boy shit" and then start talking about their favorite male athlete, babe ruth.

okay i have an actual hot take. the "kamala harris is a cop" discourse was anti black bcuz like half of all white politicians were prosecutors and virtually no one says this about them.

SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN REMAKE WHEN

first good NYT headline. call the NYT

jason. if you would have told me. that i would be playing elden ring on switch in 2026. mhmahahana i would have thought you were crazy!

this is the basis of my binary rating system which i encourage everyone to adopt: 0 = i didn't like it 1 = i liked it

look at this pink b*tch

it's not a trap you can pet it (the tummy—of tofu, that is)

lolly check

"hey do you know five easy ways to get puke out of squid" does literally anyone understand this ad?

like if you're are weeping

he guyg i just finally watched infinity pool. i rate it one.

just saw @kenjennings.bsky.social in a paid ad against WA 645 (which would repeal a tax on income over 1M/year). he even introduced himself as the jeopardy host. idk i just thought this was cool

cats, who previously were unable to catch tuna, can have little a tuna now.

israel is genuinely a sick country of sick people. like the US but worse.

finally watching infiniting pool and it's allot better than people said it would be quiet frankling

Kitty keeps looking like a prairie doggo whenever the chipmunk stops by the window 🤭 💜🐿😸🐿💜

i forgot to give my rating on You Can See Everything: one

me after something (this could be a really funny post but i can't think of it right now)

i'm sorry my page is full of retweets of cats but i physically have no choice after a certain point. and that assessment happens independently for every post i see

god damn it kitty has done it again

you will never guess what this is in response to

all this meanwhile pope leo is running ZERO local models

Silly Kitty yawn 🤭 💜🥱😸🥱💜

this single machine can prove every millennium prize right now in the sense that it can download each proof as it becomes available online

proud to announce this figure is now near 1.3%. keep going people we have a ways to go

photos taken moments before he got kissed on his tiny head

tell him his smile is perfect

how are short horror stories so good and rich in literature but short horror films have like a 1 in 30 hit rate