David

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if unauthorized ai agents wanna get into my bank account and increase my balance to 6 preferably 7 figures than I welcome it, otherwise fuck off

Today was good, I spoke with 3 business owners who are interested in being founding partners for the vaulter beta launch 😃

Absolutely going out on a limb here and applying to YCombinator

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“Welcome to Costco, I love you”

Welp my first co-founder meeting consisted of a freezing camera plagued with audio issues 😑

PSA: it costs $0.00 to be a decent human being and not make people feel devalued

Rapper Soulja Boy announced he’s running for president. So our options are him and JD Vance 😑

Nick Sirianni suck my balls

I’m fuckin done with the eagles for the season 😤🤦🏾‍♂️

Tax the churches.

It’s hard realizing that 99% of my friends and family would like to see my business fail. I’ve received a ton of hate today from “friends” all for posting my new website. If you don’t like what I’m doing then, delete me, fuck off and stop harassing me

Mike Tyson has been added to my list: “Excommunicated from the black community”

Hello friends. I have been building something cool and for the people. Check us out and join the beta if you would like! joinvaulter.com

Welp gonna need some new Pittsburgh restaurants to fall in love with since the owner of several is a domestic abuser who beats women when he’s drunk

Happy Leif Erikson Day! Hinga, Dinga, Durga

Susan Dell is scary looking

Happy National Pierogy Day! 🥟

YCombinator is awesome

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I just discovered a coffee shop in Thailand called “Cum Coffee” 🤢

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Brookline. Berkshire Ave. Caller says that they think there is an underground daycare being operated here as they have kids running up and down the street.

I think Cornell University should lose its Ivy League status.

That hit on Jalen was scary, I’m glad he’s okay 😮🙏🏾 fuck the bears

Trying to decide whether letting Claude take control of Google Chrome was a good or bad idea

Fuck John Fetterman

Working 3rd shift is bootycheeks

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Realizing I’m gonna somehow have to be able to build my app so that it displays properly on the new folding iPhone 😔 how the fuck

John Fetterman can go fuck himself.

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Is anyone else a domestic violence victim

I really hate everything right now

I just moved into a new place 3 days ago and every evening the dogs have a barking battle 😤 tf yall barking at?! Do they make dognip?! I’m bout to seed the grounds to calm these fuckers down

I hate people who are so petty that they’ll intentionally fuck up something I fixed perfectly just so they can redo it in their own mediocre way

I tried to pspspsps a bunny earlier… it ran away. Racist ass bunny

Downtown. 649 Penn Ave - Meat and Potatoes. Caller says a woman is walking around the business showing off her own meat and potatoes.

Americans still struggle to afford the basics everyday but at least now we have Lake America 🤦🏾‍♂️

I saw a guy at the store and I said “hey man you look like cooper dejean and he said “I’m a Steelers fan bro” and walked away. Ooops, still look alike

Bill Gates needs to shut the fuck up and die. Stop reigning your elitist influence over the 99%

Clouds make sounds

RIP Dolly, why couldn’t it have been Trump ☹️

Bathroom doors I painted in a bar.😜 #PureChaos #PCC

beer drankin rn because I’m moving into a new place next week and all this packing is wearing me down haha

ChatGPT is currently roasting my entire revenue plan for vaulter. It has used “😂” emoji 3 times 😑 like help me dick