radical lisa loebotomy

the problem is we here at gen x have the highest separation between the coolest members and the uncoolest members of any generation

or one pantheon each gets a planet. they can fight over whether ancient greece and rome gets one or two

personally, i think they should've used the original greek names for the planets or what would've been cooler, using gods from the ancient egyptian pantheon

buying a ticket to a morphine and placebo double headliner show and hoping like fuck that i'm not in the control group

i have never been sub tweeted

celebrating the brazilian win by yelling "SEP-PUL-TUR-A" with my arms up in the air

@katie.bzky.team wow u weren't wrong about the ending of hades 2

monday night d&d dwarven cleric: i cast "warhammer" me: ah shit, that spell completely destroys a wallet

i'd let him rearrange my guts too

hey you know the russian doctor who self-surgeried himself to remove his appendix while in antarctica in the 60s could've gotten it damn bro

eating pussy like i'm trying to get the last hummus-soaked piece of beef and tomato out of the bottom of the kebab wrapper

last night i had a dream where i played a game of warhammer 40,000 with kurt cobain

it's all hallow's EVE, not all hallow's STEVE

hey kids, let me rap at u *sits in chair backwards* i know that a lot of your friends will try and convince u that starting fires and playing with matches is "cool" and "wicked". but i'm here to tell u: they're absolutely fucken right. arson is dope as hell, and u should try it

me stun-locking an enemy: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! me being stun-locked by an enemy: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

basically, the goal is to live your life in a way that it is not possible for someone to make an entire playlist of songs released about how much you suck

best australian to ever do it, happy birthday rowland

really excited about the polybius mmo in development

looking forward to the war of the seventh coalition

oh a psycho mantis hacked your save game? that's cool. i got laid instead.

i also got an achievement by putting down metal gear solid 3 and not playing it again - a girl friend

one of my favourite sights today was an old bald and heavy greek pappou in the grocery section of the supermarket yelling at his grandkids but he was wearing a death note anime t-shirt

i don't need to know what an "ethan klein" is

kids these days don't even know that when an album was released (the downward spiral) the band would then release a remix album (further down the spiral) and THEN a completely different band would also release a remix album of that original album (recoiled)

on my way too the shopping maul

now that i am an adult, "slip slop slap" has a completely different meaning

if you are too young to remember anything of the 90s (so, like, 80% of this site it seems), this is the point at which human civilisation peaked

cybersigilism tattoos being lame as hell had now made 2000s tribals cool due to them not being the worst category of tattoos any more

on the train how cool is public mass transit

it's insane to me that one of the animals with the hardest ever names is a fucking shellfish (razor clam). like what are we even doing here. why stop there? knife snail. gun hamster. stagediving seagull. punch your fucking teeth out amoeba. atom bomb pigeon. dreadnought portuguese man o' war.

fun escapades at the occult library today, with such adventures as "what do you use for 'author' when cataloguing a work by the fifth dalai lama?"

checking to see if a pigment used in the binding of an old book is paris green or not by taste

really looking forward to the coming video games industry which will comprise solely of fortnite, battlefield of duty, and one billion LLM-made stolen indie games on steam

going to bali to do absolutely dumb cunt behaviour is appropriating australian culture

prepping dinner and having one of those "little slips" what would've taken the end off of one of my finders if i hadn't been wearing my butcher's glove

buying a caffeine-free diet coke and then adding a sugar cube and shot of espresso to it

drain you or lounge act - which is the best track off nevermind? scientists say mankind may never know for certain

setting up a cake of palm sugar in my office next to my computer like a salt lick

ah fuck not again

okay. okay. what we need is a fragile era bass and synth line. ambient recordings from one of those indoor enclosures at the zoo. fuck you i'm not finished. i'm not done. then we sample a bunch of audio from a 1970s documentary. fuck you. you'll all fucking love it. number one with a bullet.

there's a 10 oclock in the morning now? get out of here

the moon is the sun's girlfriend

hades 2: aphrodite shows up me: i think i hauve covid

used potato starch noodles instead of rice vermicelli

playing hades 2, or as i like to call it, which of these will be my girl friend plus there's also some other characters

jewellery for when you want your femoral torn open by a spyderco harpy