nhoad.bsky.social

"This is a song about what I am, a motherfucking idiot" in my head forever

It's Sinus Torvalds

There's something super cute about gangster rap still following verse-chorus-verse format. > this is the part where the chorus comes in :)

punkin dunkin

and done, what a whirlwind tour of the crumbling maze that is my psyche

"nuff said" is annoying. nuff said.

General Waste would be a good name for a supervillain that litters

Mighty Morphine Power Rangers follows five teenagers and their struggles with addiction

I just don't trust anyone that uses wget over curl.

Feeling hungry? Come on down to Thai Food Mary's. You don't even know how good it is!

nostalgia used to be better tbh

Alexa, read me some brum fanfic

Nothing like getting anxious about something, forgetting what it is you’re anxious about, keeping the anxiety around for kicks, and then scrambling to remember it while getting more and more anxious

Is Jira short for Gojira?

I’ve never actually read Goodnight Moon (or had it read to me), so the Simpsons episode where Christopher Walken read it to kids is the canonical way I hear it

The most untalked about part of the LoTR trilogy is how they made Andy Serkis lose all that weight and do chemo drugs to really get the Gollum look down.

If you ever wanted to experience more anxiety while doing something, just add Bombing Mission from FF7

They should make a sequel to basketball where they have two balls in play #payme #original #entrepeneur

I’m slim shady / yes I’m the real shady / all you other slim shadys are also slim shady #inclusivity

If hashtags were a thing when Danny Devito got married he could have used #IGotTheRhea

Online comedy festival called Lol-apalooza

Welcome to Pandora’s Express, can I take your order? Before you order I want to let you know that due to stocking issues most of the menu is unavailable at the moment, apologies for the inconvenience

More like an infinite state machine am I right

Carpe your way into my DMs

Freddy Krueger and Waldo are the same person

Don’t put artificial limitations on yourself. Hate the player AND the game

Halloween themed pasta restaurant called Forbidden Saucery

A one toothed gear and a hammer are the same thing

Gollum is the Jar Jar Binks of LOTR

Do pyromaniacs prefer premium/super or are they more frugal

Porky Pig is such a fucked up name. Totally reductionist and so objectifying. Imagine being a cow and your name is Beefy Bull. Or a chicken named Chicken Chicken

weather is just one aspect of macroeconomics for nature

Horses have mullets

We invent complex machines and then spend all of our time trying to defeat them, for example piano

Onion/union/orion

Milkshakes aren't even shaken, wtf

Dogs playing poker. One dog wags his tail, the rest fold.

dict[Hashable, ...] is just dict[Any, ...] with a top hat and monocle

Extract, Transform, Lament