Mr Nimmo

RIP Walter Koenig. I think that only leaves William Shatner left now, doesn't it?

Shirley said 6, screen said 7. Oops! #strictly

It's that time of year again, where thousands of British households either lose a trampoline, or gain one.

I want Ross Kemp and James Blunt to do a show together where they deconstruct toxic masculinity.

Ross Kemp giving Blunty a comforting hand on his shoulder ❤️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ack...

"I guess these really are the star wars"

How the hell is it taking Windows an hour to download .net Framework over a 2Gbps connection? I just want to play an old game, dammit.

How badly do you have to fuck up for your actual soap to be full of bacteria?

Occasionally, I'm reminded of my all time favourite piece of internet: this Reddit post from 12 years ago in which a guy claims he ruined dinner with his girlfriend's parents by refusing to admit he knew what a potato was.

Paul Verhoeven's Toy Story

Gomez Addams is unironically personality goals. He has endless passion for life and everything and everyone in it. And he has a kickass model railway.

Make a band edible: Guns N Cadbury Roses Quality Street Preachers Iron Minute Maiden Oreo Speedwagon Jefferson Starburst

Took 2 nurses 6 attempts to get a blood test sample from me this morning, so now I feel like a dartboard.

Post a picture of you from another era. Look, we all did crazy things when we were teenagers, and 2001 was a hell of a year.

Downgrade a movie. Star Trek: The Discovered Country

We'll finally see Mackems in Milan!

We need to protect Weird Al at all costs.

Behold, the most gloriously hammy delivery of the most unhinged line ever. A line so amazingly silly, it made Tim Curry laugh in the take they decided to keep! youtu.be/U_U59u69tys?...

Ah fuck, not Tim Curry too

Ah shit, the passing of Dolly is devastating. Truly a wonderful human being, whom we can all stand to be a little more like.

This seems like a fitting time for the Pompeii Survivor's Fund to finally pay out to @hadenoughnow.bsky.social. Don't you think so, @sirmichael.bsky.social?

If @countbinface.bsky.social needs a new pledge for his next manifesto, may I suggest "Election and by-elections can only be won by candidates that show up to the results, otherwise the victory is awarded to the highest-polling attendee"?

4, 3, 1

Link: short-stories.co/@raybradbury...

Today is the only day you can read this story in real-time.

This will become apparently when, shortly after the thing we all want to happen happens, he will mysteriously post on Truth Social because an intern didn't get the memo in time.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

It's fucking July.

New hand dryer pledge just dropped!

Weird Al continues to be a flawless human being.

If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.

Viva España!!!

So, that Bellingham, he's a bit good isn't he?

I propose a change to the Laws Of The Game to state that penalty kicks must consist of a single uninterrupted run-up followed immediately by a kick with no stutter and no pause.

Oh that Belgium-USA result is sweet, sweet karma

So, who do we reckon will be the next England manager?

"What's the lesson here, guys?" "We don’t know.” "C’mon, think about it." "Don't be assholes?" "Don’t be assholes. Especially to…” "To the guy with the thumbs?" "To the guy with the thumbs."

MFs always forgetting Luigi

12 months ago, we won promotion back to the Premier League after a long time in the doldrums. Today we qualified for the Europa League. What a turnaround, what a team, what a manager, what an owner, what a club. #SunderlandAFC #EuropaLeague #HWTL

I feel like this would be a top 10 episode

You'd have thought, with their binoculars, that Southampton would have seen that coming.

Slightly diminish a book: Murder On The 8:22 Northern Rail service to Middlesbrough, calling at Hartlepool, Seaton Carew, Billingham, Stockton and Thornaby.