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i’m starting to agree that this is a simulation and it was entirely vibe coded

finished Resident Evil 6, and idk what you guys are mad about. Zombie giant shark Zombie giant snake Zombie giant spider the autistics on the dev team did great

Future: Are you smoking tokes or smoking tokens ?

Walked into a coffee shop and stopped dead in my tracks. Not because of the line. Because I’ve never once checked if they were SOC 2 compliant.

Everything goes up in price while everyone loses their job, surely nothing bad is going to happen 👍

LinkedIn might be the best comedy app ever made

Relax bro you just need to overcome great odds, you will be fine

Cancel your discord nitro

I’m happy to announce that my Shawshank has been redeemed. Thanks for all your support.

How many more cold showers until I can afford a home in California

It’s so awkwardly hot #losangeles I bought frozen blueberries and by the time I got to the car they just became regular blueberries.

realizing that “doing the robot” will be less impressive once cyborg implants become possible

I’m running out of ways to express how disappointed I am in society

When people start their sentence with “As a parent, “ you know what follows is gona be incredibly annoying

cure male lonliness? mfer this is on purpose, i hate most of you

ITS ALL GOOD. DONT WORRY WE ARENT GONA START NUCLEAR WARFARE. NO THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. SURELY THE MEDIA IS BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION. I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT PUN.

Dont fuck with LA

People are selling 100k+ follower themed Instagram accounts on reddit?? As if I now want to somehow be responsible for making DIY summer inspired cooking recipes for strangers

ChatTHC, the pothead failure AI with no plans or ambitions to take your job

Friend: So pissed I could drive into a wall Me: just make sure to die on impact b/c dealing with insurance sucks. Just lookin out for your mental health

technology is so sick, can’t wait to write with my virtual pen and paper in VR

#renaissancefaire

Smokémon. It’s like Pokémon but it’s just a Jamaican Mon smoking.

Anime battle: Villain: I am brilliant and strong Hero: yes but I have friends Villain: impossible!?!! 😡😤🤬😡

Me and my girl going on a mental health walk after maximizing shareholder value all day

I’m 10x more productive and it only costs me 100% of my sanity

I used to escape into the internet. Now I just want to escape from it. But also see you all here tomorrow.

Is LinkedIn just AIs talking to AIs about AI?

#politics

I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!

Shes a 10 but also conceptually horrific

#Severance might be the last reason I have left to live until Friday

Kiss me im depressed

So you are telling me modern science suggests I’m not gona be here for a good time OR a long time??

I feel like it should of been Friday a week ago

Zelenskyy’s comedy career is peaking. His last collab skit with Trump was the funniest yet 👌

I got that log in me. Please move I need to use the restroom.

America runs on Dunkin’. And these are the results.

“I love you times a thousand,” she said. He smirked. “I love you times a million.” She leaned in, eyes twinkling. “I love you times a billion.” He took a deep breath. “I love you times the current U.S. Deficit.” She gasped, never having heard words so sweet. “Say it again.”

Really hoping society collapses by Thursday before my weekly 1-1

doom scrolling but it's just my bank statement

Me doing self-performance review

Look I’m tired of all these lists of technocrats not including Tiësto. Show some respect.

Young Adults in 50 years: My great grandpa became a Pokemon Master by catching just 150. With over 1000, catching em all is NOT ATTAINABLE anymore. This is why we aren’t having kids.

I finally understand why this is the year of the snake

Guys, sexy AI singles are in your area waiting to meet you

“Breakfast of champions” he says, as he slams down his 3rd black coffee at 3:00 PM