Derwood

Derwood

@nodamnway.bsky.social

Culver’s defense militia operator

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I don’t know if I’m all that convinced of dream interpretation but the most frequent recurring setting of my dreams are food courts and it fascinates me

I don’t know. Maybe I just liked malls as a kid. I still enjoy a food court now and then. But I find myself dreaming of being in them a LOT.

Thinkin of goin on the root beer subreddit. See what recommendations I can get. Whats goin on in that world. Bet there’s some root beer guys out there that know their stuff

So Iowa democrats brilliant strategy to save democracy is to be like “I’m not even a democrat. I vote Republican. I’m actually just a Republican”. Again.

Formosa is crucial to the Iowa City area food ecosystem because it keeps those who do not know better away from the places with decent sushi

It’s a pressure release valve to keep the places like Sushiya and Oyama uncongested by people who treat sushi as a trend or a status symbol. They don’t know ball.

Learning to discern between which restaurants exist for the love of the food and which exist for conspicuous consumption is crucial. I’ve been duped by hip looking, trendy places before.

This guy that YAF of Iowa was excited to bring to IA has such an incredible name. Totally world affirming for me to see this name and this graphic. Tim and Eric shit for real

Have never heard of this fucking man in my life btw. And I keep catalogue of these right wing losers, grifters and bootlickers. This guy is BORING! He wreaks of it

This guy that YAF of Iowa was excited to bring to IA has such an incredible name. Totally world affirming for me to see this name and this graphic. Tim and Eric shit for real

Burt Folsom is a good name. It’s a waste on such a fucking meager worm of a man. Burt Folsom is like another Blaze Foley. Not this fucking DWEEB

I think a really great example of this is actually just Resident Evil. Which was an adaptation of the capcom game Sweet Home. Which was an adaptation of the Kiyoshi Kurosawa film of the same title. These dopes don’t even have respect for the founding texts.

Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social

A thing that you have to understand about fans of video games, anime, etc. is that they fundamentally do not understand adaptation. They understand fan service. They want fan service.

Somebody needs to make Rob Sand answer to having the wrong regional bastard name. He is a usurper! He’s stolen the Nixon Lauridsen fortune and aims to steal the throne of Iowa from the true heir, Rob Soil!

Would love for anybody to ask Rob Sand if he thinks aid to Israel is an appropriate and worthwhile way to allocate Iowa tax dollars. If so, does he not see that as a massive electoral liability given Israel’s unpopularity amongst voters?

He felt the need to comment decisively on trans athletes when he was a guest on conservative radio. Would love to hear more about his politics regarding the country he called our greatest ally.

Look at that form, that is impeccable mansplaining stance. I brought 4 movies to talk about and quickly realized how hard it would be to not go over time. Coulda done the whole thing on Blow Out

I work at Trader Joe’s and I came up with this game, the “Bubba Gump Game” where you have to name as many shrimp products as you can without stopping, in the affect of Bubba Gump. I think I can name them all at this point

I think Zach Cregger should explain himself less to the dull minded fans and just say “They gave me the keys to the franchise, who the fuck are you?” I think his output is deserving of that attitude. I know that’s not realistic and he’s a nice guy but I just wish he could

Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social

A thing that you have to understand about fans of video games, anime, etc. is that they fundamentally do not understand adaptation. They understand fan service. They want fan service.

Resident evil fans talking about what they deserve in an adaptation like they’re owed anything. Give me a break. Gamers deserve nothing. Sorry!

A thing that you have to understand about fans of video games, anime, etc. is that they fundamentally do not understand adaptation. They understand fan service. They want fan service.

Frankie loves the movies! He’s locked in. Didn’t figure him for being into French new wave but I guess he’s even more pretentious than I am

Dead serious question for skateboarders and street BMXers: why do you do it in regular pants. Like jeans and chinos. Belts. I’m not saying get into Lycra. Fuck that. But I’m sure there’s something more comfortable

They closed their set at Mission Creek with Stonefruit and it was unbelievable. My favorite show ever. It was such a treat seeing them live

NPR@npr.org

New York emcees ELUCID and billy woods ain't just for the heads; it takes a heart to feel what they're putting down. Kenny Segal assembles a killer band to bring their kaleidoscopic hip-hop to life. n.pr/4yAZXz8

Oh the heat wave is a whole part of the setting! Perfect lol. I was just saying u wanted to rewatch Do The Right Thing because of the current heatwave. Wanted to find other heatwave movies… guess I did!

Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social

Blind bought this movie today and this is a very serendipitous first line, during an early heat wave this year.

I’m always a little surprised at how many people go into a community space and loudly complain about it. Just trash talking the thing you’re taking part in? Makes you look like a cynical ass dork

“This isn’t precisely how I would have done it if I had complete control over every single variable with no constraints” yeah ok. Guess we just shouldn’t bother if it doesn’t meet your standard

His whole campaign is about avoiding saying anything that could possibly alienate anyone and it’s such a preposterously stupid position to maintain any time, let alone during a point of terminal decay and ongoing geopolitical catastrophe. Fuck

Getting very annoying listening to dumbasses discuss talking with chat bots as though they are talking with God itself. Convening with the divine! And it’s just Google.

Maybe try some more technical, advanced form of walking around. Slink down some blocks and lumber down others. Totally switch it up when I round the corner of the block