A Tiny Panda With Thumbs

Whenever Ted Cruz comes up in the news, I always think. About this quote. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life." - John Boehner

NYT Breaking News: Liberals Push Trans Agenda By Building Nukes in Iran

First of all, her pronouns are she/her. Second of all, see? You know how to use they/them to refer to a single person! Good for you.

"We have to be quiet. People are sleeping. Sh." -Bean

"'This isn't the Hunger Games for immigrants,' says the producer pitching a Hunger Games for immigrants. "

Even more to the point, those who have such hatred and evil in their hearts corrupt their lightsabers to make them red. Their self-righteous anger literally changes it.

I'm glad we get to live during the Nero era of the US Empire.

Morning traffic on the DMV suddenly disappeared and my first thought was"Oh wow, they really good a lot of people, huh?"

...this is the stupidest timeline

Damn. I saw "AEW Collision" trending and was like "fuck, another airplane collision??"

Oh... Low forward drive rush ... I get it now. #streetfighter

Please be The Onion Please be The Onion Please be The Onion Please be The Onion

Got my ass so thoroughly trounced at a #StreetFighter tournament that it took longer for me to plug in and button check. Still a great time, and happy to support a local

I said to myself one day "I'm pretty sure I have what I need to be able to make my own controller." So I did. Pretty satisfied with the results.

So gridfinity...

I have acquired another hand-mangling machine. I've been wanting a drill press for years and finally pulled the trigger.

This is the leader of my Democracy

This combo is SO finnicky and I'll never go for it in a real match, but damn it's got some sauce. streamable.com/ediup3

Look, I know we gave the Snuggy a lot of shit for a long time... But I'm cold.

But yes, please tell me why we can't afford anything because we spent too much money on avocadoes

Now more than ever I need perspective. I can't wait to hear with Trump Con Law again with @romanmars.bsky.social and @elizabethjoh.bsky.social to help me sort out how to react to all of this news.

I'd like to wish the LGB not T crowd I saw at the Skrmetti case protests a merry "We fucking told you so you shit fuckers!"

"Why are you looking up the Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service?" "Oh. No reason."

Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!

Ended the year with RSV and a febrile seizure for the little one. Thanks, 2024!

100% agree. The library is such a great parent resource. We take our toddler there almost every week. Completely free entertainment, safe environment, and it encourages reading. If you haven't been to your library in a while check it out. They need our support.

My kid is *so* excited to take the subway.

Tonight in "Why is my toddler crying:" She wants to sit on the potty and won't get off of it.

One-ish Day Build. Got tired of opening and closing my mirror every step of the way, so built this to hold my daily makeup and night time skincare routine. #OneDayBuild #Woodworking #Maker

Retire.

If you didn't know. You can mute words and phrases for set periods of time. Sooo if you're not gonna be able to watch Lower Decks until tonight, you can mute that for 24 hours and not have to go back and unmute later!

@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social's Fireside Chats are the best Masterclass in DMimg you'll ever get. If you want to improve your ability, you gotta study the greats, and Brennan Lee Mulligan is one of them. "Cover the forest in bread crumbs." What great advice.

Nothing like losing nearly ten matches in a row as Cammy and getting booted down to Gold, then reason Cammy nerfs... #sf6

My original goal was just to get Lily to Gold. But I didn't realize how much fun she would be. Might continue. #sf6_lily #sf6

Welp. It's taken only 48 hours for my sister to barricade herself in her room (our room that we're letting her sleep in) and for my mom to have barricaded herself in the guest bedroom. All because I -checks notes- talked to my sister about giving my daughter a little bit more physical space.

The one thing that still feels missing here is all the #SF6 and #FGC content and content creators. I'm a scrub and need someone else to show me the optimal 80% Marisa cash-out combo.

I high key hate the Disney girls' shoes why is there so much heel behind her leg??? Why is her foot flat? Why si the shoe so... round?

Here we go again. "Trump is the first president(-elect) to-" again and again and again...

#SF6LilyTech After conditioning with 2HP>214MP, 2HP>214LP is perfectly timed so that if they try to DI the expected 214MP after blocking 2HP, you can mash and get a last second counter-DI.

love seeing guys in those american flag punisher shirts walking around and just thinking "oh sweet, this dude voted to kill me"

Not me crying watching Mickey Mouse Three Musketeers with my kid

Wait, what do you mean Bluesky and brewski don't rhyme?