John Ford

Look if you don’t want to be manipulate by the most corrupt administration since ever, maybe don’t visit the White House?

Is this Bone Icks fella any good?

Love the Falcons red helmets

Who asked for another Focker movie?

That we now live in the world where you can literally bet on anything might be the surest signal that humans are not long for this world.

Watching the BYU -UCF game with the sound down and what the hell is going on????

Revised prediction: Rays in 3.

The WS broadcast team is weird. Smoltz is talking like he loves baseball but only the kind that the Rays and Brewers play. Which is quaint & charming but also increasingly annoying. I guess I prefer fanboy Smoltz to I hate this game Smoltz. But the gap between the two is smaller than you’d think.

Rays in 1. We’ll reevaluate tomorrow

Rays fans! What jersey are you rocking for Game 1? I got on my Longo City Connect.

Life lesson; If someone overshares and gossips about other people to you, they are probably oversharing and gossiping about you to other people. Tread wisely in what you divulge to such a person.

Thanks I hate it here

Lemu Emu >>>> Liberty Bibberty

No idea how that pop fly left the yard, except for Yandy Diaz never misses an arm day

Caminero has the chance to do the funniest thing…

Who decided to put Kluber on TV? Im sure he’s a smart guy and good teammate, but the dude is as charismatic as 2% milk. Also, take your cap off. Can’t even see his eyes. Terrible production quality

Should you go for two, down four late (under five minutes)? Or do you kick the PAT?

Earliest baseball memories is such a fun prompt. This is one of mine, happened 48 years ago yesterday youtu.be/tvWKWvrVfrI?...

They call it “small ball” because the ball gets smaller and smaller as it sails over the fence

Not so Tungsten now, is he?

Some of you have never found a treasure trove of 45s in the attic before and it shows

Incredible AB by Jake

Am I mistaken or is Dave Roberts sprouting a baby lasorda?

I am just getting initiated into the world of Pat Murphy. Is he always this … I dunno … *tired*?

I don’t think MLB gets nearly enough credit for rescuing the mustache from the dustbin of history

You can’t be balkin’ like that

WTF is a “self-driving network”?

I did so enjoy not having John Smoltz ruin ballgames for me. Ah well at least this means he won’t be doing Rays games

Sucks that we didn’t get another tie. Oh well bring on baseball!

God I miss Mike.

There has been so much dumb football today

Why do sports announcers, especially baseball guys, say “years of age” instead of “years old”?

Oh now you call a timeout?

Cade Otton sucks

Rediscovering an old toy. #dogsky #doggo

My dream broadcast team is Brian Anderson on the call with Brian Anderson on color

Stop saying unique when you mean unusual broadcaster challenge

That Trolli ad is terrifying

What exactly is a “self driving network”?

I realize I’m several years late on this but Rogue One kinda sucks

It is stunning how much better a broadcast is when you put people in the booth who like baseball

Four guys in the booth is too many. That said, this Phillies Braves broadcast team has done a wonderful job sharing the mic

Joey Votto out there like he’s been talking about baseball his whole life.

I loved those Liberty bibberty ads. You know, the ones from 8 years ago, with the dumb actor? Those were funny I don’t know who green lit these new ones. Just awful

Oh dear. Who dafuq picked out Joey Votto’s outfit? Did his wife not get veto power?

Drake Maye is too young to be throwing like late-career Ben Roethlisberger

Giles brought Harry Kalas Philadelphia, helped bring the Phanatic to life, and help assemble the club that finally brought the Phillies their first World Series title in 1980.

Whenever people tell me “Trump got boo’d today” and then I listen to the actual audio, it never sounds like booing to me. This is probably because I grew up a Philly sports fan, and we know what real booing sounds like. So, come on, people! You can do better! From the diaphragm!