EOD is fine, Rocky

The only thing I’m concerned with in my golden years is having a bangin body.

I think it’s pathetic that people think Trump will somehow be held to account for the Epstein stuff. He won’t. His cult members know what he’s about and don’t care. At least 1/3 of the adults in this country don’t care that he’s a sex offender, as long as he hates other people real good.

There are no aliens. This ufo shit is just Epstein Files Lite. A distraction.

Baseball is a fun sport in that all of its fans absolutely HATE baseball.

I will never understand why people who are not invited to the Met Gala even spend one second thinking about the Met Gala. Oh wow some celebrity wore a dress that’s shaped like a Pop Tart. How slay.

The fucking PTA has stricter controls on term limits than the fucking federal govt.

It was the finest of times. It was the whateverist of times.

I thought the fat Orange guy was gonna minimize governments role in our lives.

We’re gonna have to drag him out of that ballroom aren’t we?

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Republicans: That Mamdami guy is a commie! The government owning supermarkets?!?!? Also the Republicans: Trump using taxpayer dollars to save the worst airline in the world next to Trump Shuttle is totally fine.

Such little man energy.

How has SNL not weaponized Sarah Sherman to go to town on Maria Bartiromo yet?

Scott Galloway is a fucking loser

One thing that I’ve noticed as an astute noticer of things is that our country appears to be run by a bunch of bumbling criminals.

Through the eyes of love And to never know what hate is Of all the things she said She said -simple minds

Tom Petty was lowkey art rock fr fr no cap.

You can pet a cat with your foot, they’re ok with it.

Can you imagine how much better off our species world be if more people were capable of admitting and recognizing when they’re wrong?

I love pseudo outraged headlines like “This company wants you to pay to talk to its Ai chatbot!” Uh yeah, that’s what companies do.

How did we live all these years without knowing about hyaluronic acid?

If you pay money to watch Kanye you are an idiotic sucker

All of this because a bunch of rich people hate paying taxes.

I blame Pat Summerall

I know this is just weeping into the void at this point but I love the people of Iran who are just trying to live their lives, who didn’t ask for any of this.

There are lovely wonderful people in Iran who are just trying to live their lives, and the evil psychopath that greedy moronic republican shit heads elected twice wants to bomb them back to the Stone Age, which is something an ugly 15 year old boy would say.

If you want to use Ai to do like marketing or whatever knock yourself out. Just don’t use it to make anything you intend to try to pass off as art.

I sincerely wish I did not know who Taylor Lorenz was, and I’d love to never have to hear anything about her again.

I think it’s hypocritical of ppl to want to cluck and gossip about Noems husband being a fetish dude. It’s beside the point. It has nothing to do with the fact that Noem is an evil goblin. As long as no laws are broken I don’t care how people get their rocks off. As it were.

I don’t think Rowling is JKing you guys

I don’t know what setting I have to change on Bluesky to stop seeing posts of what random people cooked and ate. Can anyone tell me help.

The American Dream is dead. Marky Mark McMuffins is in charge.

I think about the ending of Weapons a lot when I think about how I’d like to see the Trump Administration meet its end

And I’m stuck here in the city Where the people all speak like pigs Don’t need their pity Need my country figs

The problem with Bluesky is that the enemy isn’t on here so it’s just a bunch of lefties talking to each other

Regulation lags innovation in America, and that’s where the worst people make their money.

Have you guys heard about protein?

The Epstein Files are a disgusting joke. They are the distraction. No consequences will befall Trump no matter what is revealed in the fucking Epstein files. MAGA ppl do not care. They have surrendered their brains and their hearts to the worst asshole ever.

We have a massive deficit of critical and nuanced thinking in America, but I’m sure further outsourcing our ability to think critically to ai companies is going to help that situation?

*coughs up a cigarette* achlem “my name is Mayne McMuffin, n I’m here to protect you”

OversupplAI

All the trust and self assurance that lead to happiness They’re the very things We kill I guess Ahh pride and competition They don’t fill these empty arms And the work I put between us You know it doesn’t keep me warm

Next time you’re tempted to believe in American exceptionalism just remember that we got captured and held hostage by a bunch of petty vainglorious thugs in tacky ass dollar store red baseball caps. Fucking let that sink in.

Social media is the goddamn worst thing humans ever invented.

Is there “the other side of this” like will Americans be allowed to vote? If they do will they sweep all these buttholes into the gutter where they belong? Will Mécha-Obama come to send Kristi Noem and the others straight to hell where she belongs? Or is this just the way things are gonna be?

Local idiot mad that idiot he supported isn’t aggressive enough with idiocy

The president that all these fuck face republicans can’t stop finger popping their assholes to is essentially a Liberace impersonator whose main talent is being the tackiest interior decorator on earth.

I know that Kalshi is evil and a harbinger of the coming apocalypse, but it’s kinda funny imagining a bunch of sophomoric know it all dipshits getting cleaned out.

Ross Perot almost won an election largely on a platform that was all about bringing US POWs home. I’ll bet the Trumpers and gonna try the same shit and I bet the American people are gonna fall for it.