Dope Ass Normalsville Quotes (HIATUS)

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Does that mean I'm actually gay.

If you're planning on shooting this place up please let me know beforehand.

Are you sure it's not cuz you smashed her car's windshield with a rock and refused to say sorry.

I gotta make a banger Letterboxd review about this.

I'm 26 now. I'm gonna drink 26 beers. Then I'm gonna make this boat do donuts.

I GOT ONE VOTE!?

All I can see is my dad in a miniskirt.

I worked at a coffee shop.

I meant every word.

He was convincing...

Bowser est vraiment "sexy".

He got trapped on a hot air balloon. He's stuck in the sky.

Hey, Ferr! Wanna take our shirts off and wrestle later?

Are you sure it's not cuz you smashed her car's windshield with a rock and refused to say sorry.

Does that mean I'm actually gay.

They should make RateMyProfessor but for pussy.

Zoey, look! I hired one of those planes that writes in the sky!

Dear G-Dawg, I have some questions. Number 1: Do they have Geek Bars in heaven or is it just normal weed?

Are you sure it's not cuz you smashed her car's windshield with a rock and refused to say sorry.

Can you change your name.

WHOEVER WINS HAS A SMALL PENIS!

IT WAS A CLERICAL ERROR!!

It's not 4 inches, it's at LEAST 4.5.

He cracked his skull open.

My brother Rocky needed a place to stay for a few months, so I'm letting him live with us!

WE'RE HOMELESS NOW YOU FUCKING MORON!!

You said you wouldn't turn around.

You wear Family Guy underwear?

Do you want to have your boobs out?

Do all French people play chess like that or is that just your weird thing?

Dammit, I forgot to grab the ketchup.

You know dead people don't actually stick their tongues out, right.

Flu shots are free, Harrod.

If you're planning on shooting this place up please let me know beforehand.

WE'RE HOMELESS NOW YOU FUCKING MORON!!

Right next to Spongebob Squarepants.

It's not 4 inches, it's at LEAST 4.5.

I shoved you up my pussy and popped you back out.

Not pregnant enough.

Let's be gay and transgender forever!

I GOT ONE VOTE!?

Hehe... Clingy boy...

ZOEY PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEASE!!!

Get totally DABBED on!

Right next to Spongebob Squarepants.

Well, no... But it'd be nice if OTHER women could.

Lake is AI generating a penis onto my snowman, look!

Dumbass.

There's like, 5. Do you really think I'm that dumb?