I'm a Lectern

Padraig2112@isomorphism.net

The Lectern account secretly wants to be a trebuchet but who can blame them really don't we all

alexis simpson is confused by display name changes@amutepiggy.bsky.social

"lectern, not a podium" versus "trebuchet, not a catapult" in: THE PEDANTRY WARS

Trumpy@trumpy.studiogart.net

here is strip #82 in my #Trumpy satire series. thank you for all the support over these past two years! i really appreciate it! #ShineALight #NoKings #HoldFast

Trumpy@trumpy.studiogart.net

yet another #Trumpy satire strip to share. you can always count on the media for objective and balanced social outrage... 🙄 #ShineALight #NoKings #HoldFast

ADHD Creature@adhd-preacher.bsky.social

Round two: Northminster Presbyterian of Fairless Hills, PA

Newsbiscuit@newsbiscuit.wsocial.eu

Number 10 Lectern demands pay rise www.newsbiscuit.com/post/number-...

newsbiscuit.comNumber 10 Lectern demands pay riseThe wooden lectern regularly placed outside Number 10 Downing Street for speeches by the PM has demanded a pay rise, citing a huge increase in its workload over recent times.The four-foot high oak sta...

Stephanie Eller@seller11.bsky.social

Geez, now you’ve got me doing it.🙄

👻🎃 The Raccoon Overlord@raccoon-overlord.bsky.social

What if you just peed all weird and backwards and had an excessively long torso?

Xeration.com@xeration.bsky.social

Is every private truth spoken aloud? https://xeration.com/is-every-private-truth-spoken-aloud/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=xeration #xeration #SurrealArt #AIart #Toilet #Podium

Mary J@primaryteachermary.bsky.social

Ever since I went on a school trip as a child I have been obsessed with Eagle lecterns! Nice wee visit to Glasgow cathedral and St Mungo’s museum of religious life and art this morning.

Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Artist: @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social

Dee Laundry@deelaundry.bsky.social

@notpodium.bsky.social, Thought you might like this lectern from a recent party.

ADHD Creature@adhd-preacher.bsky.social

@notpodium.bsky.social thought of you while I was reading the Greek for preaching this coming Sunday: "ἕως ἂν θῶ τοὺς ἐχθρούς σου ὑποπόδιον τῶν ποδῶν σου" Translation ⬇️

The Thinking Press@thethinkingpress.bsky.social

"A Trial by the Inquisition," a full-page plate. The engravers worked from paintings and older prints, and the book seldom says which: these are how 1893 readers pictured the Inquisition, not records of it.

Diocese of Lincoln@diolincs.bsky.social

Bishop Jean visited St Peter's Church, Holten Le Clay, to bless and dedicate an artistic new lectern. Can you see the artwork on the side? It was crafted by local craftsman Fred Fearn. We think he's done an outstanding job!

Gina Hinojosa@ginafortexas.bsky.social

I showed up to the Governor’s Mansion this morning, ready to debate. Greg Abbott was a no-show. If Greg Abbott isn’t man enough to face me and defend his record, he doesn’t deserve to be governor of Texas.

MIA: Paintings (Bot)@miapaintings.bsky.social

Annunciation https://collections.artsmia.org/art/111100/

Sexy Devonian Stone@devonianstone.bsky.social

not a single nattering nabob got it right

Jane@localnotail.bsky.social

Saw this, blurted for you

Sexy Devonian Stone@devonianstone.bsky.social

i yelled at the teevee machine for ya when some pompous ass [everyone] got you wrong i am regularly just blurting out your name [respectfully]

Philip Eil@phileil.bsky.social

Sometimes Bluesky gives us perfect moments. Thank you, @notpodium.bsky.social.

Bob Fry@bobfry.bsky.social

Thank you for the link @notpodium.bsky.social I’m not sure if you are primarily motivated by a love of lecterns or a dislike of the misuse of the word podium. Assuming it is the former here is photograph of an eagle lectern for your enjoyment. These are common in UK churches. Are they in the USA?

Adele@thenobleadele.com

Look at me using the correct terminology, @notpodium.bsky.social I didn't say podium this time! 😂💙

Brenda BR@bropo.bsky.social

On a podium, at a lectern. I hear and will obey. ;)

Trumpy@trumpy.studiogart.net

i am sad to say i have now done 80 of these damn #Trumpy strips... at least there is something to laugh at in all this cruelty and ineptitude. #ByeFelisha #ShineALight

Daniel Boris@danboriscreates.bsky.social

Deerly Unqualified.

The Washington Times@washtimes.bsky.social

Katie Zacharia made her debut as President Trump’s press secretary Tuesday, fielding questions from a briefing-room lectern that’s been... trib.al/U5SXLlh

trib.alWATCH: Trump’s new press secretary takes the White House podium for the first timeKatie Zacharia made her debut as President Trump’s press secretary Tuesday, fielding questions from a briefing-room lectern that’s been relatively dormant since Karoline Leavitt left the post in August.

Elaine Burke@elaineburke.bsky.social

The conference all about our innovative future has a plenary staged in the round with a static lectern. Inspired genius.

David B@aardvark007.bsky.social

The Lectern did nothing wrong!

shelby@thetrueshelby.bsky.social

People keep asking what the fuck happened with Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ $19,000 lectern. So I collected the receipts. A shredded document. A reimbursement after the FOIA request. Seven areas of potential noncompliance. Zero charges. thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/whatever-h...

thetrueshelby.substack.comWhatever Happened With Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ $19,000 Lectern?People still ask me about the fucking lectern. So I brought receipts.

James Southern@james.fieldleveltech.org

Oh hey so we made a game with a lectern joke in it: game.bettercoalition.co.uk

game.bettercoalition.co.ukLarry’s Lodger: How long can you last?You are the new PM. You promised 1 million homes in 100 days. Three corrupted powers disagree.

dsbyrd.bsky.social@dsbyrd.bsky.social

Coverage of this press secretary debut is rife with misstatements like, “When she stepped behind the podium.” To the contrary, to she stepped up ON the podium and got BEHIND the lectern. @notpodium.bsky.social

Trumpy@trumpy.studiogart.net

here's strip #79 in my #Trumpy series... the closer we get to the midterms, the more desperate his actions are becoming. #ShineALight #NoKings #HoldFast

jhstoo@jhstoo.bsky.social

Obligatory:

billybuddweiser.bsky.social@billybuddweiser.bsky.social

It is thirty tweets since my last 'like'. (I am not counting the like I gratefully received from an account called 'I'm a Lectern' - because, presumably, I used the word 'lectern'.)