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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat

just saw hughesy on tv. says he knows what happened in bali. says i have 24 hours to turn myself in. hands were trembling, wasn't even doing his voice. what a legend, still making us laugh after all these years

i was trained by elite KGB instructors in how to seduce anyone, anywhere, at any time. so no actually. i don't have "zero game"

taking a "ripper piss" isn't "lowkey goated". its merits are well understood

no offense to babies, but a Fisher-Price Planet Friends Roly-Poly Panda Baby Activity Play Mat isn't really my thing. i'll take the New York Times crossword any day, thank you...

lycius was caught between the reductive rationalism of apollonius and the bewitching illusoriness of lamia? uhh, sounds like he was trying to pick a bloody movie with his throuple!! i'm glad he died.

watching Armageddon (1998). what did Michael Bay mean by this ?

an Fmin9 chord? here? (chuckling) Donald Fagen, you sly dog...

getting mad at the flashbacks in The Americans where they subtly un-recede Matthew Rhys's hairline