Dr. Jen

For any folks who don't know of me already that may stop by, I am neurodivergent af (autism + ADHD), so my manner of speaking and responding may be different than what you are used to. Just know that I have a big big heart and a big big potty mouth. Rarely if ever do I mean any harm. Thanks.

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Amen brother.

OMG I feel so seen. 👀

I am so very tired of politicians thinking that shitting on trans people is some kind of pot o'gold for votes. Nobody gaf. We're watching ICE steal our neighbors, everything is 1000X more expensive, everyone is a fucking pedophile, and corruption is off the charts. Stop genital watching! Fix shit!

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While this is def a privacy nightmare, I'm chuckling a little at the thought that my tv has only seen me watching N3mbers, Scorpion, and Ancient Aliens for 14 months straight, and heard me asking the dogs if they wanna go outside 12X a day. I wonder if it's worried about me...

Snoozin'

I have discontinued Happy Ending, the makeup remover formerly known as Drag Eraser, and all across the land, the people are weeping and gnashing their teeth. Support small businesses and you'll never lose the things you love!

ACCURATE

Hey America.....don't let this video give you any ideas.

This is awesome! The level of racism in the beauty industry is mind-boggling.

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billionaires are a plague on society

FUCK YES. NYC said not today mfers! Fuck ICE forever

Buying a shotgun today! Gonna need it up in the woods. Pray for me, it'll be my first time in a Bass Pro Shop.

Uhaul is rented! I'm driving with 3 dogs and most of my belongings to the New Mexico wilderness in the middle of winter. No fear!

Made soup with the Reaper-infused stock and some fresh bread. It's really good! It is definitely spicy, but I'm not mad about it.

America feels like a predatory society where everywhere you turn someone or something is trying to exploit you.

'Mother, I see you are eating peanut butter-filled pretzels. I too enjoy eating peanut butter-filled pretzels.'

So. Fucking. Tired.

'I'm not an old lady, I'm cool as hell' I mutter as I tear my house apart looking for my heating pad

I'm making chicken stock today and I threw in a habanero to spice it up a little. EXCEPT I just noticed I'm out of habaneros and what I added was a Carolina Reaper. Oops! 😳

YES. These pedocons are creepy af and it's time we call them out. (I can't say what I really think we should do to them, so yeah, call them out)

I would watch tf out of that show

Me: pets Athena until my arms cramp up and I have to stop Athena: (Clearly, no other dog has ever suffered the way she is suffering)

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Would YOU tell this guy he can't have another french fry?

It's cool, color laser printer, you can just randomly change color profiles whenever you want, I didn't want my labels to look consistent from page to page anyway. Why is everything so shitty?! UGH

Get. These. Mfers. OUT.

For REAL though!!!!!

Really excited for my summer allergies to transition to my fall allergies

You know what I love about mountain life? If this happens, it is perfectly reasonable to answer with a shotgun in your hand. Let me tell you, those Jehovah's Witnesses left so fast....

(Wanking motion) stfu dude

Folks, wtf are we doing? We're funding and arming these people, is this who we are as Americans? It makes me sick

Sorry everybody, I gotta stop working and go play with Wallace and Lamby. I don't make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s so weird living in a country where the top levels of government are criminals, rapists and mentally impaired

Two weeks doing overnights at Dunkin Donuts making all the donuts. Every night at like 3:30 am the place would fill up with cops. I had to quit before I ended up serving them poop-filled donuts cause fuck the police

Oh you wanna screw up something I paid for, not resolve it, and then ask me to fill out a survey? Hell yes I'm gonna fill that survey out!