David S.

Dude touches his wife like a dog hater shamed into petting his neighbor’s labradoodle

Hope they add a sixth felony charge for that mustache.

WHITE HOUSE SAYS ANYONE SUGGESTING TRUMP FELL ASLEEP AT LINDSAY GRAHAM’S FUNERAL IS A DEPRAVED MORON Hi. I’m a depraved moron.

Platner has informed Maine democratic officials he wants to ensure his replacement is “similar to him.” State police and the FBI now combing arrest records looking for a suitable candidate.

See? We can have nice things.

Karma is a cross-dressing bitch with gigundo knockers

If MAGA has a problem with a Spanish-singing Super Bowl halftime performer, they’d better buckle the fuck up for the team from Canada playing in the World Series against a team from a radicalized, snowflake state and led by the greatest player in the game - a Japanese migrant #mlb #worldseries

We’ve been calling 45/47 a liar, thief, rapist, felon, stupid, cult leader every day for years. Did nothing to stop his reelection. We need strategy, tactics, simple & powerful messaging plus someone with skills and balls to lead. We have none of that. Tick fucking tock.

What we know about New Orleans murderer vs. 45/47 assassin

The drones are taking a daytime break to eat dogs & cats

What’d Greece do to get this as payback?

Missing: the VP elect I’m not seeing him. Anywhere. Not even on the news circuit jizzing up 47’s appointments. And I’m good with that. Any sightings?