Noah

My actions may be unbecoming of a man my age but little do they know I be cumming in their mothers

Jesus Christ it’s over

They misspelled my last name and put this dickhead instead Thanks guys

Scylla hades 2 😔

New idea A restaurant called hoopers it’s like hooters but instead of hot women it’s professional nba players serving you lunch

I’ve never been to a casino but I do like to think they have a giant sign that says casino like a Chuck E. Cheese

PSP? Oh you mean the nut you can play with outside Yeah I love crisis core

I want to be just like Susan Bennett when I grow up

They call me a deadlocker? I hardly know her!

Guy was playing isn’t she lovely outside my work and all I could think was Pomni Mr. Crabs tweet

When the world ends will you be there with me?

Mmmmm I want to make cookies for someone

They literally cannot do that

I will never stop thinking about hades 2 it’s far too important to me and my craft but the more I think about my portrait of Mr w.h. Hades 2 thing about Scylla the more interested I am in it But it seems so complicated to format and I feel like that’s gonna drive me crazy is how do I present it

My professor in my film studies class said I need to take my writing more seriously and stop putting in so many jokes and like buddy I’m just here for the credit I like to be a bit silly

Not writing anything for YouTube has made me weak I need to read more Stephen beiren work to regain my strength

Going to scg con to sell a bunch of standard rares and expensive commander stuff I don’t want and it’s gonna be worth it but like I’m gonna end up spending 200$ in getting there and in playing events You’d have to kill me before I play commander with randos for prizing lol

I swear too many people are freaking out over deadlock women like calm down they all look normal lmao

Dude birds aren’t real I swear I saw this dove drifting in the sky

Man I don’t even care about a single BioWare game but I know so many people who’s lives have been changed and bettered by their existence To throw a company with 30 years of history that began and helped form so many creative people to the side like EA did is nothing short of disgusting

If unbeatable gets nominated for a Grammy I’ll explode

Valve news: we control the narrative

I know its been talked to death but who decided these designs were okay for a castlevania game LOL they make me feel like I walked into the back of a really cool store

Usually when a girl takes 2 hours to respond that means they’re not interested

Well it’s as Tyler the man stuck in a glass bottle said “Get me out of here I’m stuck in a glass bottle!”

Sqoobs I will not be providing the context of why I thought of this word and why it made me laugh so much

Me: you need to stop bringing work home with you My therapist wife: and how does that make you feel?

Kinoshita dropped and it’s so good oh my goodness youtu.be/6NgfqAjp_LA?...

Happy 29th anniversary to #Moon: Remix RPG Adventure, which was launched on the PlayStation in Japan on this day in 1997! A stylish and strange "Anti-RPG" that we love. 💚 You should play it! - Or don't! - The devs might understand. Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/moon/

Beat unbeatable

I might be in love with

I feel really bad for the castlevania fan who never learned sypha was a girl and is so confused how Trevor and sypha had a kid

Guy called my mom a tsundere

This is gonna be my wresting mom and my 90s nostalgia dad’s favorite movie of the year

60 year old man who ith an invader zim bag like he’s a 14 year old hot topic girl I love it

I think I just rejected a girl I don’t feel good

Grow up kojima

I’m a moron and I thought the new castlevania was releasing today so I wore my Alucard shirt not realizing lmao

So did my box art when I was born but no one seems to care about that

I love talking I wanna keep talking let me keep talking I don’t wanna stop talking

Ace attorney is so lucky that the court room already has the coolest sounding names ever Like cross examination? Dude. Imagine if it was called witness talky time

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Happy coming out day Kill your grandma.

Sometimes my friends say im gay whenever i express a disinterest in a woman and most of the time i dont get it Im at a football game asking myself what the point of cheerleaders are and for this one id get them calling me gay

Sorry I only listen to the rayman legends remix of that song

Went 7-2 in draft on arena during the homecoming game because the school is getting destroyed

Back in May, Double Fine employees petitioned for a union. Two weeks later, that petition was withdrawn. What happened? https://kotaku.com/inside-the-failed-fight-to-unionize-one-of-gamings-most-idealized-studios-2000742755