NotNowCait

I have been having a lot more sourceless anxiety lately, when usually my med does a good job of limiting me to Actual Things Happening Anxiety (tm) and let me tell you it is straight up not a good time. I do not want to go back to ye olde anxiety I already have enough new anxiety thanks

Vv excited to be able to put up a ✨yard sign✨ for the first time in my life. Also pretty excited it’s for @cedrickfrazier.bsky.social who is going to win and then PROSECUTE ICE

What. The. Fuck. Our strong mayor needs to explain how this is not him deliberately sabotaging our upcoming election.

Is anyone interested in learning how many personal pan pizzas I earned through the Pizza Hut BOOK IT! Program in second grade?

Is there a limit to news orgs humiliating themselves? Apparently not. Like, fuck the WSJ but they aren’t usually this stupid

It’s really cool that we have at home speedy covid, flu, and rsv combo tests. (But I wish they were cheaper and also that I didn’t have to take one 😂)

I hate this because it’s generally 1) a racist dogwhistle, or 2) gaslighting you about what “real” MN wants. Bitch, I was born in rural MN too I can promise you we are not ✨realer✨ than “urban 😱” people or immigrants

What’s the best place for me to order a tshirt with my dog’s face

FAMILY CRAFTS 🎃🎃🎃

I just feel sick every time I think about how they’re literally trying to strip the citizenship of a fucking congresswoman. I want Ilhan Omar to be *safe*, and this is so far from that; and also really triples down on how unsafe my neighbors and friends and family are too

Yes I procrastinated on laundry and yes that is why my neighbor is using the machine 🥲

Pippa’s not into the whole “work” thing today

Maaaaan I am so happy to hear this. Some for real good news 💜

My mom *loathes* John Denver. Refers to him as “the twit in the hat” 💀

I can’t articulate how furious news about Ilhan’s home being invaded by the DOJ makes me. I guess that, in addition to political revenge and election interference, is Trump’s goal. But they’ve fucking miscalculated because Ilhan’s constituents overwhelmingly love her. We got her. She’s OURS.

WE STAND WITH ILHAN 🩵

Ah yes, Oct 10 in Minneapolis. 83 degrees and windy. Two middle schoolers in shorts and tshirts across the street, trailing their friend in a cow costume

Idk how the girlies with constant tummy aches do it I honestly prefer chronic headaches

In Minneapolis and in the State of Minnesota, we love, support, and stand in solidarity with our Somali and immigrant neighbors. 🩵 Artwork by @SeanLimMN.bsky.social

Finally vaxxed for season 💪😤 (speaking of caring for our neighbors)

I *passionately* wish that demented mother fucker would keep our name out of his fucking mouth. Our Somali neighbors ARE Minnesotan, and we will continue defending our neighbors to the end of time. Just fuck all you miserable racists pricks and may you get exactly what you deserve

FYI this is who’s replying to your emails 😌

I watched not one bit of world cup this summer and yet I still find myself yelling “pausa de hidratacion!!!!” Every time my dog takes a water break while we play

Kristi Noem characterized Renee Good as a “domestic terrorist” — and and Lisa Demuth thanked her

I really freaking resent this migraine causing day having unbearable levels of humidity on top. It’s SEPTEMBER 30TH.

Me: haha I wonder why my head feels weird today, did news about the merger stress me so much it affected me??? Also me: *realizes she forgot to take last night’s meds at 4:51 pm the next day*

How you sleep after being a little monster all day

Please help @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social help our neighbors. Literally *always* a good place to give what you can, and they also have a patreon you can give to monthly 💜

Some of y’all really think rape and sexual assault are good as long as they happen to the right people and that’s fucking sick

Putting together a family reunion movie poll really brings home 1) how hard family pleasing movies are and 2) that I apparently haven’t seen a new movie in like 10 years 😭

Are we all going to have to wonder about white woman with bat for the rest of our lives

(Gift article) great letter to the editor. If this plan is based on numbers, MPS should be showing their work. (Reminded of when I was in college and I couldn’t figure out an equation but knew the answer was Limit goes to zero, so I wrote that. My incredibly sweet professor just wrote “magic??” 😅)