Nsane99

Nsane99

@nsane99.bsky.social

Artist nerd, she/her trans. Commissions: Currently closed #art #furry

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Writing/drawing is fun, especially if you're doing it for a friend of their world/ocs. Get owned idiot I lovingly crafted fan work about your mind goblins because I appreciate you and what you do so, so, so much.

"Aaaaattention passengers, we'll be taking a brief stop for maintainence in Overstimulation Station for the next hour or five. An attendant will be with you shortly with sandpaper and silverware."

None of the horrors are real it's all just a dream it's actually 2005 and all of your friends in the dream are real. The government is run by compotent caring people and it's okay to be trans. What's 9/11 nothing like that ever happened. Just play on your DS and eat food in this house that we own.

Spongebob lied to me everything ISN'T chrome in the future, it's all overpriced appartments painted soul-draining neutral off white colors.

You know maybe the skyrim vampires had a point, I think we should blot out the sun by loosing cursed blood-tainted arrows at it. Think about it, there's so many benefits like: Dark.

God things online are a lot more peaceful after those two data centers exploded. I kinda like it I hope this becomes a trend.

Yar, ahoy, shiver me timbers yar yar ahoy shiver me- yar yar ahoy walk th- ahoy yar walk the plank shiver me timbers. If I could invent a disease I'd make one that only makes people talk like a pirate for 4 days.

"Microwave..? Ohhhhh, no I don't have one of those, I thought you said microbewave" *you are hit with an inperceivable yet massive wave of assorted bacteria*

"Heh, gotcha~" I smugly state revealing last piece of Exodia in my hand. With a hair flip I stare into my opponent's eyes and point, "I win this duel!" I'm then stabbed 17 times in the stomach because it's a bank robbery and not a card game.

Made a quick animation of some of my characters for fun. Background color changes quickly so I'm unsure if it warrants an epilepsy warning, gonna urge caution if it applies to you just to be safe! Song is by Aviators: youtu.be/iWLT7vyrDA4?...

There's been a very noticeable increase in people insulting, spitting at, and otherwise going out of their way to be terrible to me and those I care about irl lately. It's getting more & more dangerous for anyone queer, so stay safe out there and have a means of defending yourself/running.

Now, to the untrained eye one would believe I have anxiety. But if you were to ask an expert they'd say, "who are you get out of my house wh".

Projecting minion memes into people's minds. They fall asleep hearing the word banana. I'm standing in their bathroom being a psychic leech that remixes their own thoughts into a youtube poop. SwawS motherfucker.

My phone is getting some lame ass super big ai update that, according to my roommate who is currently suffering it, is absolute shit. Hate this ai trash, hate having ai forced on me, I will never like this useless garbage and I hope all of the people responsible for its existence go bankrupt.

It feels a little insulting every time someone asks me to make art for someone's birthday when it's 1 day or week away. Even if I'm given time after said birthday, it doesn't feel good because it's like my art is treated as some cheap last minute gift. I emotionally value my work more than that.

Being ace is funny because ocasionally you'll encounter a dude that just cannot fathom how someone doesn't like to observe holes.

Saw a sail design contest for Sea of Thieves!! This game is extremely important to me, friendships have been formed and either strengthened or lost since the start. I wanted my sails to represent that, "Until our bond is broken, we shall sail together". #SoTSailDesignComp #SoT #SeaofThieves

Biting into cans of monster and drinking the entire thing in less than 2 and a half seconds - metal included. Moving like Nosferatu the way I stand in your doorframe, caffeine dripping from my chin as I rapidly flicker the lights and vanish without a trace.

People who don't cover their mouth/nose when sneezing bother the fuck out of me. How hard is it to lift your arm up to your face to show the bare minimum courtesy to people around you?

Do you think captain crunch ever had to blow a golfball sized hole in another man with a flintlock? Do they call him captain crunch because of what he does to prisoners of war below deck?

Bonus skull! Bonus skull! It's bonus skull sunday, rattle em baybee it's time for: Bonus skull! Spin the wheel win calcium-tastic prizes.

Homestuck has irreparably damaged my mind in such a way that the first thing I think when meeting new people is trying to figure out what classpect they'd have

Everything so far. (Ignore the second sword swing animation, it's the first iteration of the project where I had her adhere too closely to the original and will be changed soon)

I used to be afraid of the dark, until I tried flipping the script and ranting to the demons in it about the things that happen during the day. Now it feels like the darkness is a supportive group of horrors that are here to gossip about the shit that happens in the light.

From the hollow shell of a studio that used to be a group of passionately creative people now filled with corporate shills and ai prompt cucks, we bring you an overpriced dogshit game that takes up 27 terabytes of space!