Nicholas Suhor

Our city has faced many crises, but none so destabilizing as the open Topo Chico, with its trashy crown cap served perched atop like a cursed tiara. As your mayor, I will end this nightmare.

These Trader Joe’s plantain chips are like (very) slightly fruity communion wafers. Really takes u back.

Tfw u realize your whole world-framing identity was shaped by the Pee Wee Herman show

Luv to once again be playing chicken with the forecast in the run up to Valentine’s. 😭

FML

Luv to once again be playing chicken with the forecast in the run up to Valentine’s. 😭

RIP Pableaux, one of the sweetest and most genuine humans I’ve had the pleasure of knowing.

I bought the dodgy Designed by Apple in California from Amazon so you don’t have to. It’s awful. Literally, a bound photocopied version of the 2016 original. Sold at this time for $180. a.co/d/1fiWP9x

I bought the dodgy Designed by Apple in California from Amazon so you don’t have to. It’s awful. Literally, a bound photocopied version of the 2016 original. Sold at this time for $180. a.co/d/1fiWP9x

Perhaps there’s a clue to the production background here?

I bought the dodgy Designed by Apple in California from Amazon so you don’t have to. It’s awful. Literally, a bound photocopied version of the 2016 original. Sold at this time for $180. a.co/d/1fiWP9x

Produced in an alternate universe in which print media developed into jaggies or perhaps never achieved retina mode.

I bought the dodgy Designed by Apple in California from Amazon so you don’t have to. It’s awful. Literally, a bound photocopied version of the 2016 original. Sold at this time for $180. a.co/d/1fiWP9x