NucksMisconduct

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks

WOOOOOOOOOO! Super Lekki! #Canucks Do we dare dream of a loser point?

Woooooo! We feel Lekki! #Canucks

Wooooooo! The Rig! Can we have a hot minute of cele, please... #Canucks

Wow! 43 seconds of Nucking cele time and back to the grimacing time zone... #Canucks

WOOOOOOOO! It's still Brocktober! #Canucks

On the semi-bright side... always nice to get a little fire drill practice in your end on the road, eh, #Canucks?

On the bright side #Canucks started the last game down 4-0 starting the 3rd and came back to win. Pretty much.

#Canucks get 3 PPs and no goals... Ducks get 1 PP and score. Not fair. At all.

Wooooooooo!!! Ogie scores for #Canucks - with a deft deflection from a duckling defender.

#Canucks saving all their shots for the 2nd... right?

#Canucks WIN! Mostly-Moral Victory! Despite the immorality of NHL refs, Nucks didn't get shut out. Jimmi almost succeeds in staying on the sunny side while neglecting the long dark streak of losses. Just ignore the scorecard and listen to the ROG chants. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-non-rec...

#Canucks WIN!!! The 3rd period. That's pretty good. Enjoy the remaining 71 games Wild fans.... because... "He'll leave you too." @eleighbutler.bsky.social

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's Brocktober again, #Canucks

Oh Bessie! #Canucks 3-on-5 PK gets some practice time. At the wrong time.

#Canucks are so winning this game! If... Manny pulls Pickard in the last 5. With all the gear goalies look the same.

WOOOOOOOOOOO! So Sassy! No shutout for you, Pickardy and Quinn who.

Time to cue the #Canucks comeback kids. Too soon?

Hey there... #Canucks and stoic fans, what's the over/under for a Pickard shutout?

Oh... now the refs can see an infraction... #Canucks

Sassy gets a wild stick in his eye off the draw... refs can't/didn't/won't see it. No call. NHL Rules - don't always apply to the #Canucks

Question: What fried food are they serving at the concessions during the inter, Traitor Tots? #Canucks

#Canucks got "He'll leave you too" and Wild just where they want them... over-confident and something something.

#Canucks play their most 'winnable' ROG game in this homestand. Jimmi's non-recap suggests the margin between winning and not winning is a larger margin than expected. But does share a hopeful, shared stat between the 2016-17 Pens and Nucks. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-non-rec...

#Canucks going nutz! Shooting. Scoring!

Phantom goalie interference! Stupid refs shoulda called it, eh, #Canucks

Wooooooo! #Canucks got a shot in the 2nd period. Booooo! Then the league took it away. No wonder they aren't bothering to shoot... it's futile playing against NHL rules.

Great 1st Period for the #Canucks! Leading by -2 goals! As the season turns negative for us, we're free to use negative numbers as well as words.

Wooooooooo! Tankinen makes a save! #Canucks

Wooooooo! Petey! #Canucks not getting shutted out tonight, Gibby.

Wooooo! Almost 2min in and #Canucks are outshooting the wingnuts!

#Canucks play ketchup hockey against the Canes on Cheech's tribute night in the ROG. Jimmi doesn't mention when the Nucks ran out of ketchup. Cheech would be laughing with us about the lack of ketchup available in Nucks 3rd periods. Ketchup with puns is tasty! nucksmisconduct.ca/game-non-rec...

Wooo! #Canucks come back to tie up the game in each period! Except that last tricky one. 2 out of 3 is pretty good.

Gutsy, Manny. Going for the Footie. #Canucks

#Canucks not looking too basementy vs the Champs... if only we had a sharp shooter like Deslauriers. Maybe at the next draft...

Woooooo! Karlsson scores! Just as I or someone predicted! #Canucks

Back home again, eh, #Canucks Thursday tells us why it might be better to stay off the road in the eastern provinces. Or the ones out west. nucksmisconduct.ca/off-the-road...

#Canucks complete the sweep of the eastern hellholes. Road sweeper hockey swept away the grime of our dismal expectations. At least Jimmi can still count. That's 7 straight, super (cleanings*). So far. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-non-rec... *cleanings = losses - as they cleaned our clocks

#Canucks finish their road trip through hell in beautiful bookends fashion. Not the best looking fashion, but Rebuild Rules state looks are not important when you are looking to pick 1st overall. #TinyConsolations

Cue the Comeback Kids Narative. #Canucks

WOOOOOOOO! #Canucks WIN! Loser point. Jimmi, ever the sore loser point man, paints the early periods in winning colours. 3rd/OT covered in disgusting upchuking 🤮 nucksmisconduct.ca/game-non-rec...

On the bright side, #Canucks, we get a LOSER POINT! Woooooo!

RU kidding me?! FFS #Canucks.... can't we win in regulation on the road, just once? Is that asking so much?

#Canucks PP success! Didn't give up a shortie.