machine gun corey

Polls in Israel have closed. Exit polls show an upset: voters have chosen to defer all decisions to the fifth plenum of the 20th Central Committee of the Communist Party of China. This is a developing story.

i still think a major unused economic index is "amount of free time on a tattoo artist's schedule"

Glad lula won, now the eyes of the world turn to chiefs vs Seahawks for the next battle against fascism (go Seahawks)

😢 always hate to see it

Father Grandier turns towards the camera, winks and says “god forbid a white boy gets a little motion”

He doesn’t care about sports

Crazy story involving the crook who is running for GA governor www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

This paragraph contains my new favorite sentence

kinda surprised that the clowns in hollywood haven't kept rebooting Texas Chainsaw Massacre in other states

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It’s weird that Johnson & Johnson doesn’t make dick pills

i love when Georgia gets a little bit of national attention and the nation finds out we have a gubernatorial candidate named "Bottoms" and a suburban atlanta city named "Cumming"

every night I pray for a critical reevaluation of HBO's "The Idol"

there are very few yard signs out showing support for candidates in the upcoming election. are yard signs passé, or is this an enthusiasm thing?

After taking a sample of just one tiny drop of blood, my new invention will tell you if you are chopped with a 98% accuracy rate

a democratic superPAC should do an add that encourages conservative grandparents to sit this election out and focus on mending their relationships with their kids and grandkids

Very jealous of everybody getting their copies of “a table for fortune” but I just can’t commit to an undertaking of that size at this time

hungry man's lament: everyone wants to start a substack, but no one wants to start a sub shack

Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025

Rap game Billy Evans

There are like 10 other white guys on my block wearing flannel shirts, dad hats and beat up sneakers walking dogs right now

Oops I smoked weed and now I’m looking at fries

*john Wilson voice* sometimes after a hard week you might want to…take a nap

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

Writers then: though startingly and repulsively ugly his eloquence and charm were so great that he needed but half an hour’s start of the handsomest man in London to fascinate an attractive woman Writers now: he was busted, but he had swag and aura, so he pulled

The Devils tonight, new Nathan Fielder this weekend…cinema is back now more than ever

[if I was a teacher conducting a parent teacher conference] I'm pleased to report that your son is both a bucket and a problem in class. in short he is GOATed.

what if his name was Josh Citronella and he interviewed artists, podcasters and activists about new scents to keep insects away from you

i missed a call from Tillamook, OR...sure it was likely spam but what if it was a dairy cow?

redoing "the shining" for a microdrama studio and calling it "Neurodivergent Dad Takes Family to Spooky and Fancy Hotel"

Thurston Moore posts suggestive pic on Instagram, causing me to reevaluate his entire back catalog

Georgia voting guide👇

Gochujang Sheet Pan Apples - NYT Cooking App 2026

Popular photoshoot venue called The Engagement Farm

relatable

👏put 👏 conservatives👏 in 👏 the 👏 matrix👏