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We've got some very big news about something big and hard to get your hands on.........a new nudinit pattern book is coming out in September 2025, yay!! It's crammed with naughty knitting patterns for your home - all rude of course, but what else would you expect from us!

Only got room for a slim one? Then a nudinits slim calendar is just perfect! www.nudinits.com #calendar #2027Calendar #SecretSanta #SecretSantaIdeas #humourgift #FunnyPresents #britishhumour #CarryOn

Barbara was blowing a hot Columbian #nudinits #naughtyknitting #saucy #britishhumour #british #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #coffeelovers

Barbara was soaking her black forest #nudinits #blackforest #GBBO #bakeoff #dessertweek #knitted #knittedanimation #saucy #carryon

What is guaranteed to give hours of pleasure? A nudinit book of course! #knittingpattern #knittingpatternbook #nudinits #rudeknitting #naughtyknitting #knittedcat #knittedcactus #knityourownfufu

Did you know we did cards? Slip one into someone's box this Christmas! #humourcards #FunnyCards #christmascards #bigpurpleone #naughtyknitting #nudinits #christmasknitting #FunnyChristmasCards nudinits.com/collections/...

Something for the weekend sir? Time to get your nudinit calendars - you know we always sell out! nudinits.com/collections/... #calendar #FunnyCalendar #SecretSantaGifts #humourcalendar #funnypresent #KnitterGift #IveGotMine

The vicar couldn't wait to dip his sausage #nudinits #knittedanimation #knitted #knittedpuppet #saucy #CarryOn #british #britishhumour #fondue #comedyvicar #fridaynight #DinnerParty

Jim's Willie was usually so well behaved around Barbara's Fufu #nudinits #naughtyknitting #fufu #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #CarryOn #british #britishhumour #saucy

Bernard always relied on a second rise #GBBO #bakeoff #breadweek #bread #nudinits #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryon #british #britishhumour

Barbara had over sugared her doughnuts #nudinits #alisonhammond #GBBO #bakeoff #innuendo #naughtyknitting

Bernard hadn't left it in for long enough #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #GBBO #bakeoff #innuendo #nigella #bake

Jim had popped round to dunk his ginger nuts #nudinits #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #bakeoff #GBBO #biscuitweek #biscuit #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryon #britishhumour #gingernuts

Bernard had bruised his plums #autumn #fall #plums #nudinits #naughtyknitting #funnyknitting #british #britishhumour #saucy

Bernard had a good view of Bushy Mound #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #naughtyknitting #funnyknitting #britishumour #british #carryon

Barbara's Fufu had been cooped up for too long #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryone #innuendo #britishhumour #fufu

It was the only thing that got Bernard up first thing #nudinits #coffee #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #naughtyknitting #upfirstthing

Barbara was soaking her black forest #cakeweek #bakeoff #GBBO #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #naughtyknitting #nigella #nigellalawson #innuendo

The vicar had spotted a couple of hooters #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #hooters #comedyvicar #knit #naughtyknitting #saucy

Patrick was having a good tug #countryfair #summerfete #british #englishvillage #countryside #fete #summer #nudinits #knittedcharacter #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #knit #knitted #saucy #innuendo #tugofwar

Jim knew how to handle a large wood #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #summerfair #summerfete #englishvillage #britishhumour #highlandgames #caber

The vicar was encouraging everyone to spot more tits #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #villagefete #summerfair #englishvillage #british #britishhumour #knit

Why not cheer someone up and pop something in their slot - you can with a nudinit card! Available from our website now : nudinits.com/collections/... #funnycard #greetingcard #nudinits #nudinitcard #makesomeonelaugh #birthdaycard #greetings #humourcard

Fancy knitting your own naughty summer fair? You can with our book, Fun and Frolics in Woolly Bush - it has patterns for the vicar, Jim and his Willie as well as lots of animals and fete paraphernalia! #funandfrolics #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittingpatterns #knittingpatternbook #rudeknitting

Jim's Willie was after Joan's Growler #nudinits #summerfete #britishhumour #british #summerfair #dogshow #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #saucy #growler

Barbara was filling up on Patrick's sausage #BBQ #summerfun #summerfete #summerfair #british #britishhumour #saucy #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #baps

Bernard had grown a whopper #marrow #vegetablecompetition #neverseenoneasbigasthatbefore #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #summerfete #vegetablegrowing

Jim had been advised to keep it up for as long as possible #nudinits #naughtyknitting #saucy #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishhumour #summerfete #firstaidtent #keepitup

It was a lovely afternoon for the vicar to play with his organ #comedyvicar #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #carryon #innuendo #britishhumour #saucy #summerfair

Our nudinit at Home book has knitting patterns for all sorts of naughty things including a giant marrow and two tomato combo cushion set - perfect to perch on! Get your copy here! nudinits.com/products/nud...

Barbara was hoping to have something deep filled #nudinits #picnic #heatwave #britishsummertime #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting

Want to knit your own Willie? Of course you do! There are patterns for Jim, his dog Willie, the vicar and identical twins, Hattie and Pattie in our book, 'Fun and Frolics from the Village of Woolly Bush' #knittingpattern #naughtyknitting #summerfete #britishhumour nudinits.com/products/fun...

Buy our greeting cards because you want to slip it into someone's box! nudinits.com/collections/... #greetingcards #nudinits #funnycards #birthdaycard #summerfun #britishhumour

Bernard had burnt his sausage #heatwave #sunsout #bbq #seaside #beach #british #britishseaside #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting #nudinits

What to knit your own Bernard and Barbara? You can with our book, Bare Bottomed Fun from the Village of Woolly Bush - get yours now! #knittingbook #comedybook #nudinits #knittingpattern #naughtyknitting nudinits.com/products/nud...

Barbara had been blowing for ages but it still wasn't as firm as she'd like #beach #summerholiday #funinthesun #nudinits #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting #britishseaside #seaside #beachball #carryon

Barbara had nice buns #nicebuns #davidhockney #nudinits #naughtyknitting

Barbara kept suddenly getting a few inches #weather #raining #carryon #britishhumour #saucy #innuendo #summertime #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation

Bernard fancied a lick of Barbara's mivvi #nudinits #mivvi #icecream #seaside #britishseaside #sunnyday #knitted #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #saucy #britishumour

The sea air had made Barbara fancy a winkle #winkle #seaside #britishseaside #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #carryon

Jim was having to hold on tight to his Willie #picnic #sunnyday #britishhumour #bankholiday #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #saucy

Bernard was very proud of his morning glory #chelsea #chelseaflowershow #flowershow #rhs #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #naughtyknitting #morningglory

The vicar had found something to put in his rectory #chelsea #chelseaflowershow #rhs #flowershow #ladygarden #naughtyknitting #saucy #knittedanimation #knittedcactus #comedyvicar

Barbara's lobelia was showing well #rhs #chelsea #chelseaflowershow #flowershow #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishhumour #saucy

Patrick had slid his tackle in #facup #facupfinal #football #naughtyknitting #knittedanimation #saucy #britishhumour

Barbara appreciated a good fingering #mayday #maydaybankholiday #bankholiday #morrisdancing #fair #britishhumour #countryside #nudinits #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #naughtyknitting

Bernard had lost his wood #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #mayday #maybankholiday #morrisdancing #greenman #british #britishhumour

Jim was having trouble getting his Willie over a stile #hiking #countryside #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishcomedy #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #bankholiday #greatoutdoors