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I just started Married to Medicine and wow it’s ridiculous how hooked I am already

People like what they like and I have no interest in judging them, converting them, or getting them “on my side.” It’s literally just food

Yeah… we’re praying, alright

I’m sorry, I got really high but do you ever think about how hard it would be if your parents named you “princess” … the amount of time you’d have to deal with people being surprised by your name or making bad small talk jokes about it, like at the water cooler

Oh my god how did I forget about this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Does it intimidate you? The way I actually pull up my calendar when you say “We need to hang out soon” emphatically?

I’ll never get tired of before/after posts of people being like “this edible is weak af”

Proselytization of any belief is too much for me, even if I agree with the belief If they’re not causing harm, I literally don’t care what someone else believes

If there’s something on my face and you don’t tell me, you’re an opp

Amish people avoid saying ”I love you” and I feel like that’s demonic

AI psychosis is both fascinating and sad

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Regular sex makes me a better sub

the timing is intentional… (also, fuck this)

“A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what else is a heaven for?” is a bar

I am protected from people with toxic jadedness I will continue to pursue awe

I’ve learned to respond yes when friends offer to help, make me things, or get things for me I used to be like, “I don’t want to inconvenience you” But why would they offer if they didn’t have capacity? And how can I advocate for mutual care and support if I can’t ever be on the receiving end?

Love the fit, hate the 2000-watt bright white overhead lighting

For real. Platonic intimacy is so important to me

One thing I’ve done more since getting with my fiancé is laugh out loud during shows when I’m alone. I really love laughing, fr

I’m using the little bit of French I know to compliment strangers. Compliments can really go a long way

You’re childish if you’re a man who can’t be friends with a woman without trying to fuck them. Grow up ☺️

*knows the discomfort of holding in a cough in public* …and… *side eyes people coughing in public without a mask*

If I have something on my face and you don’t tell me, you’re an opp 🤨

Separate. I just let autocorrect do its thing every time

Me IRL > photos of me online

“This is worse than I thought” Orrrrr… it’s as bad as Black people told you it would be 🤷🏾‍♀️

I promise, I’m not being creepy I’m just saving interesting posts with videos to watch later because I’m in public rn

After choosing “multitudinal” as the one word I’d use to describe myself, I asked other people what word they’d use to describe me. Here are the results: Sweet: 6 Smart: 3 Kind: 2 Kaleidoscopic: 1 Ridiculous: 1 Intentional: 1 Free: 1 Devoted: 1

Thinking of the Airbnb host whose list of rules started with “DO NOT HAVE SEX ON THE COUCH” That was his top rule 🤨 He was a massive, massive asshole… …so I don’t feel bad that we had a threesome on said couch

!!! Alcohol kills so many people, even excluding drunk driving. It’s a problem. I hate drinking so much that I don’t even allow people to do it at my parties. No alcohol, no coke. I keep people on those vibes far away from me.

I have an audio processing disorder If you MUST send voice memos instead of doing voice to text or calling me so I can ask you to repeat yourself, we really don’t have to be digital friends. I’ll see you IRL or we just don’t have to be friends at all I promise, it’s ok! Not everyone is compatible

One thing I’m going to do is hold you to your promise. I really don’t forget 🙅🏾‍♀️

I hate a lot of things about the U.S., but I’ve been traveling internationally for the past few months and one thing the country has over many others is mobility accessibility

Confused and somehow impressed by people Dedicated To Capitalizing Every Single Word Even Though It’s More Work

Multitudinal

If he* wanted to, he would *Your local politician

I always like posts where people share good news. I don’t know you, but I’m for real happy for you

*holds tongue so I won’t get banned*

There are Black Jewish people like me who don’t feel this way. But I get the sentiment.

My fiancé and I have these. We use sign language and pantomime to communicate (no texting, only emojis), even with people out in public. People are always happy to interact with us!

No one talks about how lonely it is to be the only excited person around jaded people, especially in a fun or awe-inspiring place

People get so defensive when you say you’d never let *your* kid play football. It’s giving CTE Cult