Oatman

I love DJ Smith but I’m concerned that he’s genuinely a bad d-coordinator

Sure, just let him walk in….

I know this is crazy, but hear me out…. What if we had the running QB throw some passes and the passing QB run some. Just a thought.

Glancing up at the tv I thought that JMU touchdown was a trick play. The fact that it wasn’t is even more embarrassing.

Obvs I’m not a coach but my god does it seem like the waste to challenge the spot on 4th and half a yard.

Really hope Kooch gets himself a goal this season

Never kick!!!!

You can’t prove my Speak and Spell isn’t conscious.

Oklahoma putting its best offensive weapon out on the field (Arch Manning)

College kicker strikes again

Wow that was pretty well executed actually

Never kick.

Maybe if App turns State over 5 times they might be able to keep one of them

“You might say ‘the team wears ugly red uniforms’, I’d say ‘they look like walking blood clots’ “

Live by the kick die by the kick

Rest in peace Chad Gilbert Fuck cancer

Imagine losing to *this* Clemson team

Unreal. Minnesota should just kneel to get to 3rd down every time since the zebras refuse to let them get off the field.

Fuck Alex Zverev

Look, Steve Sarkisian isn’t going to have the benefit of coaching against Ryan Day every week

Ryan Day fucked up an end of game scenario????

Clearly Clemson should hire Sonny Cumbie

That point was Roddick-esq

Big “mom said I get one more turn” energy there

The SEC: it just means more! The Big10: it just means more (time on the clock)!

Imagine being the worst person to hold an office that literal slave owners have held before

It would be cool if there were some kind of telestrater app that could overlay Google Maps so you could diagram the stupid shit you see some drivers do instead of trying to explain everything verbally.

“I’m concerned about healthcare costs and air quality, which is why I’m going to keep voting for republicans and pushing MAHA bullshit” -local idiot

first time flying @aircanada.bsky.social this week and hopefully the last. Cancelled flight, no hotel, misplaced bag… trifecta of shitty air travel experience.

Watching soccer after watching the Stanley Cup playoffs is… a different experience

Logging in and seeing the day’s discourse

Remember when lightning bugs used to be a thing?

Somebody mail Torts his clothes

How do you politely tell true crime podcast junkies that you have zero interest in hearing these horrific stories?

We want the cup!

Bluesky hockey is definitely lacking

There should be a bot or inbox or something to send ideas that have the potential to be good/funny skeets, but you can’t quite workshop them yourself

Being in your 40’s with two laminectomies under your belt

Man, what the fuck Mitch Marner???

LOL at For All Mankind doing a ‘2nd plane’ bit

It really is amazing how much worse ESPN’s mic setup is for hockey than Fanduel (which now no longer exists)

Fuuuuuuck the 76 team bracket man