jack o’brien

so we got married

the james bond auditions are at the final stage… and it all comes down to who is the most popular on wikifeet

that’s the picture they went with?

i couldn’t tell… was Wicker Husband uncut?

In advance of tonight's broadcast, please be advised that if you think there are too many "Children of the Corn" jokes, I originally had way more and showed personal restraint. At one point, I floated the idea that we call this year's show CHILDREN OF THE CORN 26: THE FANGORIA CHAINSAW AWARDS.

four versions of yourself

Jeremy Allen White was a four year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time

birthday book haul

played pool today and wow that shit is not as easy as it looks in color of money

what should i call this upcoming depressive episode? crash out? flop era? going Liz Holmes mode? being hopelessness-pilled?

facebook asked me if i would be interested in them making a kalshi but for bullshit 🆗 🆒

I want you to find this tech bro Billy Evans, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

25 years of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive 💙

i held my nose and ventured briefly onto X: The Everything App to see that yes the neo-nazis on there are indeed wildly misreading and attempting to reframe YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING

ngl it’s pretty fun hanging out w movie stars

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Watching DIGGER after YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING has weirdly pushed YCSE out of my mind. Maybe it’s just recency bias and maybe it’s that a flawed occasionally brilliant shambles is more interesting to roll around in my head then a tightly controlled gem. 🤷

I quit MTV to go back to David Letterman after about a month. The first day without me, MTV called needing the password to my computer. It was “Letterman”.

#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida orange juice. More LGBT+ history here: workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/

even if JD Vance hasn’t been the scum of the earth for the last 20 years, today alone would be enough

the not for sale bird had a price tag on it.

sunday scaries who wanna talk about gay sex

told a straight woman at brunch she should be Amelia Bedelia for Halloween

found my new favorite bookstore in little tokyo

for your consideration

i’m a sucker for a themed cocktail. this is the Crystal Lake

okay Brutus and Lucius i see you…

This upcoming EXORCIST movie is the seventh in the franchise. I just hope they make two more so the tagline can be "possession is 9/10ths of the law."

Holy shit.

siri play my bush trimming mix

watching East Of Eden and thinking about Mike Faist’s fat hog in his old timey pantaloons. Cathy made points

his gay interior decorator hates him

no one knew the first time but we back

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

I Can See Everything is THREE HOURS omg we are about to feast