Odd Hack

Just heard “Choosin’ Texas” for the first time in my life.

Pirates getting LASIK is a lost Mr. Show bit.

I agree, but convincing blue states to get rid of these sin taxes will be a real obstacle.

It’s very funny to say this about the people who invented “numbers.”

Who is this? / S08E18 The Nap

I'm going to become The Joker...

Chiefs should consider doubling, maybe even tripling, JSN...

Exactly one week ago plenty of people on here were ready to absolutely bury Lula and leftism as failures. Nothing is written.

Kalshi has Lula at ~100%. The mad lad did it.

James Talarico will not take no for an answer

My wife just now: “The Milwaukee Brewers? I’ve never even heard of this team!”

The ex-presidents are doing Debra Vance jokes

RIP J. Todd Anderson, the Coen Brothers' storyboard artist. A vitally important contributor to the Coens' visual style. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/m...

Claude Rains the GOAT

This would be like mourning Russian soldiers getting killed in Ukraine…

Every time I see one of Matt Yglesias' stupid fucking takes.

Saw a cool Japanese baseball hashtag that was all majestic home runs. Posting the coolest one I saw

Dames Jolan

Final Jeopardy tonight...

It's going to be called CARRIED

RIP Tom Skerritt. He's great as the grandstanding jerk scientist in Contact who Jake Busey blows up.

Doing Sicario in my Cybertruck and getting instantly shredded cuz it’s not actually bulletproof…

Gonna start calling aquariums water zoos

I love The Beatles as much as anybody, but let's not say things we're going to regret...

No i don't think that's quite right autocorrect...

Yeah man… that’s kind of a 12-year old boy’s whole deal.

Me, making a seven-leg parlay on Election Night

A scoop from me: CBS-owned local stations' election coverage will be sponsored by DraftKings, a deal that has stirred concern inside the company. www.status.news/p/cbs-draftk...

JD Vance greeting Bengals players and most are ignoring him lol

Do people not know about Milk Bar, or... Also what were you expecting of the Taco Bell birthday cake empanada?

People who have been around politics a long time may be struck as I was by the sheriff's signature on this arrest warrant for Amy Acton's stepfather, who at the time was a fugitive. Does the name James Traficant ring a bell?

In the mornings we put our bodies between the children and the cars. Between the drives of these cars, who see these tiny people not as the beautiful young souls they are, but as obstacles in their way. Some of the children are our flesh and blood, but all of them are OURs.

You're not in the mood? Well, you get in the mood! / S02E09 The Deal

I watched Disclosure Day last night. The movie sags pretty badly in the third act, but Emily Blount's performance is super compelling. Could use less of Bono's daughter in pretty much everything these days. Colman Domingo's role is so gentle and beautiful. Solid B.

I've been waiting for something like this my whole life, and it's finally here! / S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

Is the Muslim Brotherhood even still a thing?