gallant scientist: an element from Helios, the sun. thus "helium". and here the elusive "krypton", the hidden one. odorless. colorless. rare
goofus scientist: ja these are cobalt and nickel. we name them after the goblins we thought were stealing silver from the mines and leaving junk metal behind
me touring heaven, sheepishly kicking at a cloud: yeah the paradise stuff is good. i just thought you would have. you know....
angel: every final jeopardy you knew that was a triple stumper?? god has the list right here. by the way we saw every one and we all clapped. you're so good at jeopardy :)
when lunch is at 1130 and it's 1040 then lunch is an hour away. but when it hits 1050 then lunch is 30 minutes away. this kind of time dilation is what geniuses like einstein et al (me), study
trebek: this noodle's unique shape makes it especially suited to holding sauce, moreso than any other noodle
me: what is every pasta type ever
trebek: couldn't have been anything else. $500 to you and control of the board
me: i wish for. the eradication of all mosquitoes
monkey's paw, knowing there would be no drawbacks: you can't wish for that one. wish to be really tall or something please
if the metric system is so great why do they say like 2700 kilometers instead of 2.7 megameters. it's because they actually can't stand it either. stay strong and don't give them a furlong
me reading about the frog in the boiling pot: what a pity it is, these lesser beasts bereft of ken. nature's cruel jest
me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter
my job at the guinea pig hay factory is to eat some of the hay and sort it by sweet or hearty. it's honest work but the doctor says if i can't get my fiber down soon i'm gonna look like the plant dad from goosebumps