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Austria has won #Eurovision 2025, defeating Israel.

I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.

@mlb.com why did I just watch Willson Contreras eat bat tape?! I love that this is my first exposure to the Cardinals

Just spring things 💐

Kindly @schumer.senate.gov please fuck off with this bs and support the citizens

In my grad school era during finals like:

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

First 76ers game! #nba

If I would have to choose between shoving a sword into my neck and flying frontier… you already know the answer

Well that was unfortunate, time to get rid of Daboll

First fumble, you know what that means…

Shaggy would be impressed with how much fucking food I ate today #ruhroh

Tell him he’s pretty or Mothman will shove a can of baked beans up your (juicy) ass

Who needs rolls this Thanksgiving when you can have the whole damn loaf. Happy Thanksgiving :)

For my intro to @bsky.app here is my son, Maverick :)