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By the way! To anyone and everyone. Next time you get gas, if you remember, take a pic of the price at the pump and send it to me. Same goes for any protest actions. If it makes it into the magazine, I’ll give you credit and a contributor copy.

Who gives an 8 year old an Art the Clown Funko Pop

That is a Batman-lookin cat I would like to give them much petting. I will refrain from telling them to save Martha.

Wait wat

Fuck this fuckity shit $700 for two weeks and it’s not even private? I would sooner shove a cactus up my ass.

@archnemesisg.bsky.social Haps burfs

The only reason I don’t just quit right now is I really need that fucking Christmas bonus

Apparently hearing aids are getting cheaper I still can’t afford to get a new one but at least they’re cheaper

Deadlines suck Mondays suck Back pain sucks Or is it heartburn? I’m not sure Anyway fml

Damn the feed is fucking chaotic this morning

Wow Walmart Plus ad, members can save up to $650 a year? Almost $1.80 per day! Such savings, what largess! Fucking Walmart

Hmm, kinda feeling like watching something Halloweeny but not necessarily horror. Like camp Halloween. Addams Family, Monster Squad, Werewolf by Night, that sort of vibe. But something I haven’t seen yet. Anyone got a suggestion?

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

I can’t believe it’s already Sunday night. This weekend was a fuckin speedrun. I guess it makes sense since I didn’t really DO anything of consequence but wow

Oh good job, Brazil

I am trying to like Born Again but I’m having a hard time with it.

Ok wow I did not expect a Death Cab earworm, fuck I’m not mad about it — but what a different vibe and also such a reminder of what it feels like to be new

I can’t express how thoroughly what the fuck this ad is

Mediocre pizza I can eat at home won out over very good pizza that I’d have to properly go out for Plus I got a nice

I’m a Mandela effect guy. I remember the cornucopia on the Fruit of the Loom logo. I read the Berenstein Bears. I have a third example. There are many little personal inconsequential examples too, though. I try not to think about it too much because that way lies madness. Have you got one?

A friend of mine is going so hard into astrology posting on TikTok and it’s getting real yikesy — but we don’t really talk much anymore so I gotta be Kermit

I hate how much I just dropped on extremely basic groceries. It should be illegal.

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Okay it is very cold down here but I went to bed “early” and slept like the dead last night so let’s see how I get through the sure to be frustrating day

FUCKIN CO-SIGNED

For the first time in the history of my working here, I’m probably going to have to come in over the weekend to handle some shit, for which there had better be OT or something. Between this and the Rogers shit at the same time, I am not doing well with the zen concept 💩

Puppy cam Don’t say I never did anything for you areena.yle.fi/1-78104441

Well my phone charged properly overnight I had supplies on hand to make breakfast and lunch My space is tidy and I’m even on my way to work a little early (on a day I’m not usually even at work). The day is all going properly — but *I’m* tired

Wow, TIL there are 4 distinct giraffe species That’s a cool random trivia thing

Hahahah I’ve been saying this for years. He almost definitely doesn’t mean it the way I do but this is very funny to me

I just noticed in VisionQuest episode 4, there’s a sequence where Viz is dressed like a “TV detective” but his suspenders don’t connect to anything. There’s some other quirky shit, too. Bet I didn’t even notice it all. “Map with pins” label was hilarious, though.

Got poutine — well, tried to. Good for a chilly, stressed evening. They used enough cheese curds to strangle a cat to hide the fact they gave me almost no gravy Come on! Each element is essential!