Julien ✨

Are you slurping what I'm squirting?

fart blanche

Cup and bowl torture

Dancing 😔

If she's loud, small but thick in the back, that's not your girl that's a 717

i already own all of these but deep cover and walkabout. honorable mention ozu’s autumn afternoon but like. who doesn’t love that movie

Pretty fun exercise in trying to narrow my film choices to only four.

Yeah I picked two transphobic movies, so what I can say it

I didn't get a shark but I did get these fellas

Finally completed the transgender Hajj (to the stuffed shark bin in IKEA)

These toes were made for suckin And that's just what I'll do One of these days these toes I'm gonna suck right off-a you

chimpkin bigot

Beck and Call Torture

Sitting down to pee is so efficient. You can like, put on pants or tie your shoes while peeing. Love it

Found my new band name

Call me a zeppelin the way I'm simi-rigid and full of hot air

Tony Cock's ProStater 2

I have no fork and I must eat

"Daydream Believer" by the Monkees is about T4T and I will not elaborate

Yeah I'm gonna bring this baby to term,, TerminATION

Carving a glyph of warding into my pubes

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DDC: Dance Dance Creationism

Might start taking spiro again just to clear the pimples from my face

How i arrived on Bluesky