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@jenn.discfive.com was kind enough to chat with me and Travis for a bit about ray gun youth's album we released last year. read the interview babey www.discfive.com/ray-gun-yout...

They want to take everything from me

Good crippling addictions for beginners??

Bro I literally had visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror dude. To see a little bit clearer brochacho

Soooooo what's everyone getting me for kill me with a brick dayyyyy

Me in 2014

Hey when do u stop feeling burdensome I thought that would happen by now

I think the word "neurospicy" single handedly set back neurodivergent societal progress by a decade

@witchsocks.bsky.social @ennui-haver.bsky.social a saga unfolds

I love reading outside with my evil son who bit my forehead #literacy

disculpe señor busco a alguien que a mi me rinda un polvo fino

Ok dancing was fun but I want to talk with ppl next time I feel as though my fear of being burdensome and annoying has come at the cost of fun encounters or nice connections

I goed

Should I go out dancing alone even tho it feels cringe or rot inside 2nite

Here u go

Every ad read these days needs to lay off the damn vocal fry bro I feel like I'm at coachella (derogatory) whenever an ad plays on a podcast

If I had a nickel for every time a cutie on hinge cancelled on me bc they started seeing a boy who wouldn't let them be enm anymore in the weeklong interim between chatting and meeting irl i'd have like 20 cents

Who let my inner monologue on here

I'm in the elite cabal now ama

Currently in my poop era

Reminder if you are not Zoroastrian do not say Burger King foot lettuce

Guys we're almost there...... One more influencer-led paid online course and society is saved

Do u ever get the feeling that either you fw ur loved ones more than they fw you or that you have simply become too guarded with your affection and they don't actually know how much u cherish them #justgirlythings

This is a lot for someone who didn't try alcohol until age 26

Epic rap battles of history Second wave ska Versus Second wave feminism Begin

I think about this 20 year old youtube video almost every day

Some sediment is to be expected you absolute cretin

The people are throwing celery upon me again...

I hate dating apps but trying to show interest irl makes me feel like a sexual predator so idk man

They let you into the nathan fielder movie for free with proof of autism diagnosis so I'm finding my raads-r score (it was high)

Welcome. To the grandpa dimension

More like., poop punk

I'm taking away your chutzpah privileges

I'm a bullshit

I don't condom hummus

did you guys' ex make you go to sexaholics anonymous for jerking off once a month or was that just me

The!!!!!!!

Is this still available?

In cereal studies we recognize two distinct types of cereal creature: those who attempt to steal cereal from the children (eg the Trix rabbit) and those from whom children attempt to steal cereal (eg the lucky charm goblin man)