olc

executive dysfunction hitting so hard im posting on niche social media platforms instead of doing basically anything else

they should invent a phone you can use in bed and still fall asleep like normal

wait... if Whopper Jr. exists, then that means... Whopper... my man 😂 🤝

why is getting asked for movie recommendations the most stressful thing imaginable

bouncing your leg while sitting is the human equivalent of wagging your tail

i've got a lot on my mind recently. a lot of burgers #burger #i-love-burgers

"i should probably read that" - continues to not read that

Explaining a situation that receives a lot of attention, but which, upon closer examination, proves to be of little to no real significance, to an american: "So imagine a nothing burger..."

one of my favorite twitter moments of all time

i rarely have the patience for long psychology lectures but this one was really insightful, i'd recommend anyone struggling with self compassion to listen to this https://youtu.be/rTFN8t9SXiQ

with the release of Marty Supreme, we now have 2 movies where a bald canadian multimillionare CEO makes a remark about possibly being a vampire #BLACKBERRY-(2023) #more-people-need-to-watch-it-its-criminally-underappreciated

went to see a psychologist for the first time at the end of our conversation she said she will ask a psychiatrist friend of hers to prescribe me antidepressants as soon as possible and that i should look for another psychologist bc she can't help is this good chat

"transcoding"? i sure hope she does

just watched the movie Rounders, it's so awesome that the whole lesson of it is "if gambling got you to rock bottom, keep gambling, you'll win it back eventually"

anyone here use letterboxd? i wanna follow more people on there this is mine

i have no tail but i must wag

i even got my name mentioned by the goat himself https://youtu.be/prxT6LTymtE?t=49

you've met me at a very sudoku-pilled time in my life

my opps are like wes anderson's animated movies the way they're trying to Stop my motion

[yoda voice] 7 6

almost came out to my mom today but my better judgment talked me out of it. i'm not ready yet. one day.

winning the "cleared the message textbox out of embarrassment" award this year

call me Mojique the way im holding my package in my quivering hands

too much git pull --rebase not enough HEAD

how it feels asking someone for literally anything

turning a big dial that says "talking heads shitposts" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

call me anti david byrne the way i need less talking and more head

[david byrne if he was really into public transit] take a look at theeese trams

looking over at my roommate's monitor when they're drawing something

"this is how sisyphus must feel like", i say as i move the pile of clothes on my chair back to my bed

one of my favorite edits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-MkNO7LQ_c

do ppl fw northernlion on here

god gives his strongest soldiers (me) his hardest battles (ibs)

wolfwalks asked: Welcome! haii

"wdym your friend is a long-handled brush used for sweeping?" that's broomf