Old Ball Of Rage

It stops when you give them the war they want. They just want fear and threat. They just want to talk about it, they're bullies at heart and aren't ready to actually die for anything. They never think it's gonna be them, because it won't. But you're just gonna keep watching ABC and Disney anyway.

I'm only blocked by 158 people, and frankly, it really needs to be more.

I pooped so big my body shape obviously got less fat.

All the Dems in the US who claim to be doing something need to do something real; dump the Democrats and start up a new American Socialist Party. Because that's what Americans actually need, and it's also what they actually want. #socialism

Thanks USA, for making it necessary to say "I'm not American" to everyone I meet who isn't also white.

Picard Season 3 was great, and underlines something I always need to remember about the 'big franchises'....WATCH IT YOURSELF. Social media has created an utterly unreasonable horde of 'fans' who are incapable of enjoying anything unless given permission by the noisiest idiots. #startrek #picard

Watching Picard Season 3, and I'm loving how the Borg Queen just absolutely dunks on the entire philosophy of the Changelings while talking to Vadic, and being too superior in every way to argue with.

After all the shit Americans talk about Tiananmen Square anytime anyone speaks even vaguely about China for decades now, I expect Trumps parade to be completely blocked and unable to move anywhere because EVERYONE will be standing in front of those tanks. Right?

The problem with, "Oh they just want an excuse to declare martial law, don't give them one!" is....yes. They do. And they are very obviously going to fabricate one regardless of what you actually do, so stop fucking using it as your own excuse for comfortable uselessness.

No more pronouns, I'm sick of pronouns. They should be abolished as the scourge they are. We should use FULL NOUN, I want everyone to use use full names, all the time, every time! Good morning Geoffrey Christopher Smith! Is Emily Jane Smith good as well? Ah! And little Mark George Smith! #pride

*gestures vaguely in the direction of the US* Are you fuckin' blind?

Pretty sure 'being Chinese' is enough of a connection to the CCP for these guys.

People keep posting mermaid pictures where like....80% of her body mass is her colossal tail. Do you have any idea how many fish these bitches gotta eat daily to sustain all that? All they have time for is doing their immaculate hair and eatin'.

Noem is trying to implement ideas from fucking Running Man into US policy and Americans are still idly sitting. Not a single peep of disturbance. Not so much as a hint of boisterous protest, let alone rioting.

I just had a huge cyst cut out of my damn neck, I'm *extra* ragey now.

Ok so.....what's actually the point of two handed weapons on Oblivion: Remastered? I can't work it out. They're *ridiculously* slow, don't have any appreciable reach advantage....but the damage is barely a blip above one handed weapons. #Oblivion

The whole tariff bullshit was supposed to move manufacturing back to the US. Apple have accordingly moved their production of US-bound iPhones out of China....and into India and Vietnam. So yeah, that fuckin' worked great didn't it. #tariffs

It is indeed impossible to make a particularly feminine High Elf woman in Oblivion. For anyone who isn't an online chud terrified of their own sexuality though, it turns out you can effortlessly make a gorgeous androgynous twink of a woman who can make this shit look good in anything. #Oblivion

I have a very special kind of analog racism where I ask people from North America who they voted for, and the answer is gonna make you a real person or not.

I don't know why my Wheel Of Personal Gaming Identity this year fell on 'I wanna be a massive catgirl', but whatever, sure glad Star Trek Online has Caitians and the Oblivion Remastered Khajiit don't look like a dirty potato with ears.

They won't do it, but god damn it'd be a rare laugh out loud for me if China decided NO EXEMPTIONS, BITCH and just fucked electronics exports for the same amount they would have paid before Trump blinked.

Oh ok, so we're done with that then. #DogsOfBluesky #Corgi

Can everyone please stop using Google? It's not even political...ok yes, it is, but it doesn't even have to be. See, Google is SHIT. Like, at being a search engine. You search anything on it now, you get a fucking AI summary no-one wanted, 'sponsored results', and then Reddit. Even Bing is better.

Try not to laugh.

I have told my wife to immediately give me any pictures she takes of the cat shouting. I like shouty cats. #Cats #CatsWhoYell

My wife got an expensive new camera. You get stupid pictures of my cat. #Cat

LITERALLY for 'disloyalty to Trump'. They said it out loud. Honestly, the takeover looks less like fascism at this point, and more like the kind of politburo you get after Communist revolutions with a dictatorial, often insane, 'Dear Leader' figure, with the Republicans becoming The Party.

The US doesn't get an April Fool's Day anymore. It decided every day should be a day for fools. April 1st in the US is now Sober Self Reflection Day, after which the normal cavalcade of lunatic idiocy will continue.

A notice to all the fucking morons who justify their doing nothing because, "They want to declare Marshall law on us!" (idiot spelling is correct, they don't know the word). They have ALWAYS fabricated excuses. They NEVER needed to be given one.

So the full tally of obviously deserved misery after my Mt Emei pictures: Serious burn. Serious food poisoning. Serious lower back injury. Probably™ pneumonia. Being an actual ball, most of my inside is lung, and technically my entire surface area is my back. So....like....ow.

"It's unconstitutional!" screech the millions upon millions of people who were supposed to protect and enforce it with their collective will, because it's just a piece of fucking paper, not a sapient magic scroll.

For fuck sake can you all start buying guns and threatening to kill them all already. Just.....trust me. Trust me. You'll be absolutely fucking amazed at how much more gets done in your favour when you all have guns and simply *speak* violence. Not even doing it! Speaking it!

Heading to the top of Mt. Emei today! Not even all the way there yet, but the views...! #ChinaLife

Mt. Emei has far too many views to put on here, and we've only had a half day so far. To the top of the mountain tomorrow! #ChinaLife

The holiday has reached Mt. Emei, where there are the usual Buddhist temples, a bunch of monkeys, and even a stray mountain cat. #ChinaLife

Found a perfect idol for any good red state 'Murican in #Chengdu *LOL*

I neeeeeeeed this silver tea set at the Chengdu Museum. :'( #Chengdu #ChinaLife

Arrived in Chengdu for a holiday, time for some hotpot! The wife says this one is famous. I don't know. It's amazing though. #Chengdu #ChinaLife

Move to China, stay for almost a decade, marry a Chinese woman, register a business in China.....still constantly eat footlong sandwiches. You can't wash all the laowai outta me. #ChinaLife

Are we taking bets on how long it takes for Americans to actually riot about....anything? Anything at all. Lift a finger.

Just remember, when Republicans talk about a 'sovereign wealth fund', they don't mean an actual sovereign wealth fund. They mean state ownership like here in China. The label doesn't matter, that's what they want to do with it. Having taken the government, they want the government to directly own.

Civ 7 seems to be reviewing very well, so obviously the community is acting like the Eurogamer review with the most hilariously bad takes imaginable in it is the only review that exists. (Yes, I actually read it. The second to last paragraph is a compendium of "why I shouldn't be a reviewer")

All I'm saying is that if they're operatives of no known legal agency, and they're performing illegal actions, you can kinda beat the shit out of them when they trespass and refuse to leave.

My girls always walk up this and stop here. It's how tall they want to be. The corgi heart is a dog this tall. #DogsOfBluesky #ChinaLife

The extremely rare Ningbo Giant Green Panda is a highly composed creature. #ChinaLife

At least for anyone who isn't American there's the grim schadenfreude of the culture most obnoxiously loud about how heavily armed and dangerous to mess with they are, 'FAFO', 'see what happens', being called out by their own administration every day. FUCK AROUND...uh...OH DEAR. PLEASE STOP. OH NO.

Oh ok, so it's gonna be a new plane crash every day now.

Remember what #DragonAge was, how it began. The creatives found that the restrictions of the D&D license and WOTC were too onerous, and decided to make their own setting. Now Dragon Age itself has become the thing it existed to get away from. ....get ready for a fresh new setting and story, I say.