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I find it deeply depressing and distressing that only 58% of Minnesotans disapprove of Trump's job performance.

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There are six lights between highways 35W and 77 in Burnsville, MN. The entire stretch is 55mph and there are speed limit signs just past every one of those six lights. So why do I wind up behind people doing 42-45 in the left lane or in packs, every damned day and every damned night?

Trump referred to RAF Fairford as "Our fort". He really is a child.

Although that would make a good D&D adventure.

Somewhere around #1300, I began to suspect that Rich Burlew had no idea how to end Order of the Stick.

Last week I drove through the town I work on the edge of on my way to lunch. I saw three Lisa DeMuth signs. Yesterday I drove the same route and they were all gone. Why does she look like a traumatized Cthulhu mythos victim? Why is she all-in on Trump? Refusing the smallest criticism?

"Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist! He just questioned DEI hires!" When you assume that every minority hired has to be an unqualified DEI hire, you're a racist. When you try to defend Kirk on that basis, you're a racist. Thanks for telling me who you are.

Yes, this is a parody post.

Just pulling up the state medical ethics complaint form when I get a message from the doctor I intended to complain about. "What is this medication, how long have you been taking it and WHO prescribed it to you???" I've been taking it for 30 years and your records show YOU have for the last five.

I hate being in a stupid amount of pain and having to put on the mask of normality for others.

Gas prices are wild. Most at $4.24 today with some outliers near highway off-ramps at $4.39. Found one this morning selling at $3.99 and waited in line (thankfully not long) to fill up. But hey, Trump is successfully achieving all of our worst-case scenarios in the middle east.

Republicans are playing alarmist ads on YouTube with fraudulent claims about the amount of fraud in Minnesota. I notice how the numbers keep going up (now to NINE billion) without any actual evidence. Search engine AI's tell me that the actual fraud uncovered is less than one billion.

For your meme'ing needs and responses.

Default answer to MAGAts; "You've been voting to hurt people for ten years. Of course we're taking it personally."

Ever notice that the people who use the word 'truth' in their online names are the most ignorant, uninformed conspiracy loons on the planet? "I'm just looking for the TRUTH!!" Then why do you keep looking for it in all the wrong places and not believing it when you see it?

It was a beautiful, awesome evening in the Twin Cities last night and JUST WHERE WAS EVERYONE??? Really weird standing on the dock in the park and it was just me and a couple with a 2 year old. My sister said they drove across town and were amazed by the lack of traffic on a Friday night.

"That one guy" on social media these days is the guy who screams "That never happened!" or "THAT IS AI!!!"

You know, I half expect it is because they just go through and like every comment to encourage engagement, but watching a history YouTube channel and seeing them liking racist posts just puts me straight off that channel.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that this guy not only worked as a substitute teacher when not wrestling (which I knew at the time), but was a part time monorail driver at the Minnesota Zoo in the 1990's.

I'm still SMDH that someone on this board launched into a three post insult rant against me and got himself banned yesterday because I said that parts of Russia were in Europe and that made him spitting mad. Where do these people crawl out of?

How do people like this even make it here?

Crazy pillow man likely not running against Amy Klobuchar.

Peggy Flannigan with 52-45 lead with 22% counted.

Then she read this tweet, decided that she actually did have some dignity remaining, and did not, in fact, come running back. What a complete piece of trash you are, Ric Flair.

The roads less traveled.

88 degree sunny day becomes 80 degree evening with a cool breeze blowing across the lake, just strong enough to blow all the bugs away. Watched two grown ass men "fish" by dangling bait in the water while the other guy held a net under it, trying to catch anything checking out the worm.

Beautiful 72 degree evening in the park.

After weeks of oppressive heat and smoke, tonight was wonderful. Drove down to the lake in the county park, watched people fish, spotted a small turtle.

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Every single one is a Republican run state. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/07/...

Land of Lakes butter commercial. "Eat it like you own it." Well yes, we buy it, we own it. They haven't figured out how to make us rent it or get a subscription yet.

Sometimes ones body does the weirdest things. A small pain on the top of my head. I feel a small, curled up hair. I pull on it. Feel a little thwip thwip thwip as it pulls out of my scalp to the length of 2 inches before stopping. A hair two inches long almost entirely inside my scalp.

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Schrödinger's Mitch. He's both dead and alive until someone opens the box.

I see this on Google Maps and I am very curious as to what kind of tree this is. #arbor #trees

Fastest way to have me remove a Chrome extension is for it to suddenly pop up in any given tab and start opening ad windows. Sorry Militaryland.net, that map software is too obnoxious.

Damnit. I bought Leann Chin's earlier today and the round container is sitting on the top shelf of my fridge. What that means is that, every time I open the fridge, my brain sees it and goes "Ooo! PIE!" for a fraction of a second before registering disappointment.

Feels like AITA, but having lived here 14(?) years, there are now three local stores I will never set foot in again. The Speedway where three employees over several years attempted to defraud me on winning lottery tickets. The McDonalds that doesn't care what you actually ordered. Taco Johns.