Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷

#HaveItYourWay.

Hahaha! What a whinny bitch.

Cheesecake Factory is NOT high class dining.

Oh great. All the ads during this #WorldSeries game are either political garbage or prediction market garbage. Looks like I picked the wrong day to start watching baseball again.

2. Made lunch for Kal Penn. The Obama campaign office was down the hall from the coffee shop/bistro I worked at. He’s a lot taller in person. Later that week, I dipped into the kitchen for work and as I was walking in, I crossed in front of Scarlett Johansson and her group.

If roofies had a face, it would be Joe Mitchell.

FUCKING RAGBRAI!!!!

Stop giving EA your money. BioWare was one of the best game studios in the business.

www.loveandlemons.com/carrot-ginge... I don’t like to plug wordy food blogs or whatever they’re called, but this soup is pretty solid and very easy to make. I forgot to tablespoon of apple cider vinegar, but did use fresh ginger as opposed to dried ginger root.

I wish @nickofferman.bsky.social would comment on my whittling skills.

Every time I sneeze/cough and fart at the same time.

Oh man, the amount of crazy that is about to fly out of this lady’s mouth is gonna be glorious!

Love watching the descendants of colonizers tell people like me how bad Christopher Columbus was. Thank you, white saviors.

open.spotify.com/track/5csiEV... Cocaine is at fault for this train wreck.

Women in Salem were burned alive for less than what this brain damaged moron is babbling about.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cwx_... Thanks for answering me.

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." You’re free now, you goon.

Who’s the cry baby bitch writing trash for Rolling Stone?

Iowa State is definitely gonna finish last in the BIGXII. Jamie Pollard and Matt Campbell really fucked this program over.

There was a html game in the mid 90s that was basically this. It was fantastic! @vulture.com

Got a new pair of old man shoes for the flat footed old man.

@bencollins.bsky.social dude, the @theonion.com needs to run a story about Trump being declared dead then resurrected 3 days later just before the midterms, because you just know it has been considered by his Evangelical council crazy lady.

The world’s most straight and definitely not gay military force, would like to take a look at your dick and balls. #NoHomo.

and the new World Heavyweight Herman Cain Award Championship Belt goes to….

In about two more weeks, JD Vance will offer to suck your dick, if you vote republican.

So Rafael Cruz should resign his senate seat?

After 32 years, I finally beat #FinalFantasyVI.

How I’ve been watching the football, the last two days. #NFL #Eagles

Btw, Republicans forgot about 9/11 on 9/12.

Mongo Fetterman will switch parties after the midterms.

The funniest thing could happen in Dallas, this week.

I’m 100% OK with this. Sign me and my family up, @info.radio-canada.ca

Local stoner group, glad pandemic delivery option of leaving food on front steps, still available.

Get a real job and a better dye job while you’re at it.

Lol. This shit is broken. I’m from PR and moved to the Midwest at 17, 30 years ago. My dialect is drunk, apparently.

apps.apple.com/us/app/mapqu... Apple Maps bent the knee.

@dominos-pizza.bsky.social You guys should just make Detroit style pizza from now on. Seriously, it’s pretty good. Way better than the other kinds. You’ve had the logo for decades already.

It’s 90 degrees out. He’s wearing a Carhartt jacket. Today was his orientation day where I work. 🤦‍♂️

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: NIN x 2 TOOL x 2 A Perfect Circle x 2 Weird Al Gogol Bordello Bob Dylan Tomahawk The Pixies Phish Widespread Panic

Not sure why it got taken down from YouTube, but i highly recommend watching I Do The Rock video by Tim Curry.

Tim Curry too? John Waters and Willie Nelson need round the clock surveillance immediately.

Don’t let republicans utter her name today or ever again.

Make sure to remind every conservative that will be paying their “respects” to Dolly Parton, that she absolutely hated their guts and what they stand for.

Mad About You.

Where’s the owner of Ebersole Beef at? This is exactly what she voted for.

Lol. Are we still paying attention to MTG? She’s Nancy Mace without the ink and missing chromosomes or extra ones. Either way, stop giving this albino monkey turd any attention.

A Trump crypto bank? What could possibly go wrong??? Can’t wait for the mouthbreather crowd to lose every single penny.