OldRedInk

OldRedInk

@oldredink.bsky.social

If anyone asks, I was never here.

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this be more impressive if I were aware of a single software project where the "top executives" in charge knew how even half of the features worked

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Rockstar Games gave the GTA 6 developers so much freedom to add cool details that not even the studio's top executives are aware of everything in the game. For more info: https://bit.ly/4yZOetW

I will of course be condemned to walk to earth for eternity going, "hmm, wasn't there something important I still needed to do here, maybe if I walk into a different room it will remind me of the crucial task that leaves me bound to this mortal plane..."

they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza.bsky.social

At least I know I’ll never come back as a ghost because I have no business whatsoever, finished or otherwise.

one year when I was in college they put a sign on a door saying "use other exits due to nesting geese" and then someone had scrawled in pen underneath "this is not to protect the geese this is for your own safety" and that, my friends, is environmental storytelling

Today, on social media, for some reason I separately saw videos of both a human and a goose in a tiger enclosure trying to fend off the tiger the man died, and the goose scared off the tiger anyone knows geese could have seen this coming

when my grandmother had stomach cancer and was struggling with the pain, a friend of hers who had taken up smoking weed for back pain shared some of her stash after grandma died my mom took a look at her phone and one of the last texts she received before dying was "want to smoke a weed lol"

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the friend had gotten into weed after catching her gardener smoking in her yard. he was like, "uh, it's medicinal, I have back pain," and she said, "oh, does it work? because I have joint back too," and that's how her gardener became her dealer

the other day I was looking for something in the archive section of my notes app and found a note that simply says "Philip K. Dick" so, I don't know who needs to hear this, but: Philip K. Dick

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