OleMtnMan

Recommended reading: “Trump is the Jan. 6 President,” by NYT Editorial Board. Elucidation of his actions calls to mind the colonists’ list of grievances against King George. And we know how that worked out.

“Kennedy Center adds Trump’s name to building.” I will take a generation to remove the ugly faux gold/orange stain that he leaves. Not to mention the stench.

What I got out of his speech — his hands really are that small. They look to be grafted on from a person half his size.

Lest we forget: Epstein Files (repeat) Epstein Files (repeat) Epstein Files (repeat) …

Um … George Strait for Kennedy honors. Please don’t tell me he’s one of them.

Is it any surprise that he came away empty — and tiny — handed?

The Epstein files will be the Watergate tapes that bring down Mango Man.

Two words: Kent State.

Now sending Marines. Bad idea, says this old jarhead. Marines are for killing, not pacification or crowd control.

Marco, your parents cry “SHAME!”

NYT: “State Department Halts Interviews for Student and Exchange Visas/ Secretary of State Marco Rubio issued a cable ordering a pause as the department expands its review of applicants’ social media accounts.” We knew you’re a small man, L’il Marco; now we see how small you really are…

Tapper tapping his publisher for a few bucks to tattle on Biden & associates. It’s old, and now irrelevant, news. Move on.

Daydreaming about January 20, 2029. Wondering if there’s enough Febreze to rid the White House of the odor of corruption …

Hey, Butthead: “and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

NYT: “Trump Wants Alcatraz Restored as a Prison” I’m seeing the Presidential Cell, specially decorated in cheesy-looking gold for his cheesy fat ass.

“Trump signs order to end PBS, NPR funding.” But of course he would. They don’t applaud him, just report him.

Whatever happened to Elon Musk?

Did the Putz-in-Chief just pass his tiny orange hand over these traitors to give them security clearances?

US enemies besieging the Pentagon — with delivery trucks carting cases of the very finest booze for SecDef.

NYT: “Trump Officials Blame Mistake for Setting Off Confrontation With Harvard.” Mistake? The mistake occurred in 1946. Mrs. Trump thought she had to take a dump, and out came Donnie. Nonetheless, it would be fun to see one of these asshats actually fall on his sword.

Li’l Marco Rubio. Seen in various settings, body language and facial expressions say he’s scared shitless now that he’s at the big boys’ table, afraid somebody‘ll ask him what he got in Int. Relations last semester.

Hail Harvard for standing up to the anus in the White House. Think I’ll Wite-Out the institution names on all of my docs, and substitute “Harvard,” just to show my respect.

“Trump plans order to cut funding for NPR and PBS.” Boost your contribs, folks.

Was about to do a short nature vid about the Grouse that’s living under my bedroom window; but the more I see of what the Stable Genius is doing to my nest egg, the more I think about that plump little girl stuffed full of cornbread dressing and sitting in a roasting pan.

Just rolling a couple of ideas around here, but do you suppose that Orange Fucker dozed off in his Econ classes? I know was a buncha Cum Laude and Press Room Barbie says he’s surrounded by brilliant minds, but I’m starting to get a little knot in the old tum.

“Don’t bother me this weekend; I’ll be on the links. Anybody would need a breather after blowing up the international trade and investment markets. Oh, and sticking to those who supported me, setting the stage for runaway retail prices and taking a wrecking ball to their retirement savings plans.”

Laura Loomer is a presidential advisor? Bwahahaha!

I bow to you, Senator Booker! Thank you for your words, your wisdom, your determination, and your stamina!!

Democratic Senators: Stand and support Senator Booker.

Why do these dumbasses use Signal for their little chats? “Signal allows you to set messages to disappear after a certain time, which can be customized, and these messages are deleted from all devices once the timer expires.” (Google AI) Voila! No text trail.

Thought nightmares happen when we’re asleep, but awoke today, read the headlines, and found myself in a waking … NIGHTMARE

If I certify that I am an “octogenarian,” is it okay to express my opinion that Chuck Shumer is beyond his Sell-By date?

Um … just for the permanent record … I’d like to ask Ms Stormy Daniels: Is that mushroom thing also orange?

Ruth Marcus leaving WAPO after her column, critical of editorial policy, was spiked. Well dang, Ruth, c’mon over to the light. Democracy is struggling over here, but at least it’s not in darkness. And nice folks here, too!

Such a sad ending to the lives of Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa. May they rest in peace.

Canada seems like the nicest neighbor a country could have. Remind me again why we’re trying so hard to piss them off?!?!?

Mulling the White House events … we knew what a asshole Prez PoopyPants is, but Vance had been a bit under the radar. Now that I see him in action, he has real promise. Maybe we should call him the Asshole-in-Waiting.

Shame … Trump hates to appear the fool. But by following the orders of his Kremlin master, he’s been exposed. On display for the entire world — a steaming pile of excrement.

The curtain was parted in that disgraceful session in the Oval Office today. This explains it. Vance’s hands are every bit as small as Trump’s. Hmmm?

You come into my (White) House, you are my guest. We may disagree, but I will treat you with the respect you are due as a human being. Particularly one who has shown such courage and leadership.

MTG offers comfort to fired Feds worried about food, baby shoes, rent, medical bills, and more. She’s all heart. Or all something. This sweet message should get wider play! www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/p...

NYT: “U.S. Economy Shows Signs of Strain From Trump’s Tariffs and Spending Cuts” Someone please tell Co-Pres. Orangeade we’re already tired of winning!

Idle thought — if I were one of those govt. specialists hastily called back to work after being fired, I’d demand a signing bonus and a hefty raise. Pres. Musk can cover it.

NYT: “Washington Post Opinion Editor Exits as Bezos Steers Pages in New Direction” OK, I’m done second-guessing & lamenting my cancellation of WAPO subscription. Jeff will have to steer in his “New (rightward) Direction”without my support. Seeya, WAPO, it’s been a long & great run (until it wasn’t).

Is Russian difficult to learn? Thinking we should as least know a few phrases. Maybe enough to get through the checkpoints? “Da zdravstvuyet Putin!”

Noted that Sen. Murkowski of Alaska criticized Musk’s ridiculous demand that all Federal employees justify their existence or be fired. And the elected reps from states with large Federal workforces? Do I hear a roar of defiance and support for their constituents? A peep? Murmur? Whimper?

As this shit-laden tsunami builds and they go after scientists, the educated, and truth, I’m thinking we should bury our books, diplomas, maybe even our eyeglasses.

NYT: “Trump Likens Himself to Royalty on Truth Social.” Lardass thinks he’s The King. Next he’ll command his subjects to offer up his weight in gems and precious metals. Wasn’t that the King Farouk (Egypt) strategy?

🎼O, what a beautiful morn … wait … what? He’s still there? Fuck! Never mind!!

Oh, Mitch McConnell! ❤️ You’re such a hero and a strong man, voting against these ridiculous and dangerous Cabinet choices. A whole lot of this shit show can be traced right back to you, you butthead!