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Happy Kirkmas everyone!

Will Stancil is a poop. A big stinky poop.

Chorky Lork

@gooseworx.bsky.social I adore TADC. Sorry about the fandom. You rock.

Gollum, upon growing another foot: Me-toeses!

'I just wanna kiss my fish.' - Corly Chork

Alan Elrod thinks he's a leftist. Adorable.

Chorky Krork

corly chork

Me = Functional adult Also me = Raisinets for breakfast.

Me: *burns fingers on freezy nom nom meal* Me: Golly gosh that burned! What has become of me?

Can you imagine if every job was as hard to lose as being a cop? I bet fast food workers would be slapping the shit out of some Karens...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YFd...

I want a t-shirt that says "Be gay, do magic crime for the proletariat."

I always wanted to be a furry. Unfortunately I could never break into the IT industry.

Am I the only one grateful for porn bots on Bluesky? It is nice knowing a cold, metallic friend is always watching me. :)

I like to think I would be a really good racist. Like. Top tier. For the ages. Sadly I could never apply myself. I am too lazy. It's a shame accepting people without hate takes so much less energy.

youtu.be/W-vzuRz5AJY?...

Every day, I regret my relationship ending less and less. Every day, I love her more. Life is funny.

How do I sleep 15 hours and wake up more tired than the night before? I call shenanigans.

Coworkers: Oh, hey Abby. How were your holidays? Me, smiling: Nightmarish! How were yours?

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but they're still an asshole.

They always say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. What I wanna know is... what's the exchange rate if you shave or wax?

Racist joke of the day: What did one racist say to the other racist? You ran a good race.