Old Man Gary

Russia lost data centers - MAGA lost its best and brightest.

Campus Police is like the university's HR, but for crimes. They are there to protect the university and its reputation not the students.

The orange felon blames mail-in voting, immigrants and felons for destroying America, yet he marries immigrants, he votes by mail and he’s a convicted felon. Funny how that bullshit hypocrisy works.

Since he said it was "vandals" the no-bid companies are off the hook. The taxpayers have to foot the repair bill.

And arresting people who *touch the water* for "vandalism" just compounds the ignorance and incompetence. "Your honor, in my defense, I call SCIENCE"

The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police should terrify everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations out f thin air simply tO protect one man from his own embarrassing failure. There is no sabotage. This is insane.

Trump couldn't keep the Strait of Hormuz open for even one scaramucci

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He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a ballroom with a gun 🙄

New photos have emerged from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

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This 💯🎯

Holy FCK. China will be freed from oil. Imagine not having to pay for gas anymore? Charging your car from solar panels and wind.This is why the US is trying to disrupt their oil supply now before they cannot be threatened by the disruption. Venezuela/Iran

This doesn't even address the BILLIONS of dollars this con artist has taken in bribes while in office.

Why I think the WHCD shooting attempt was staged, not the ballroom push, which is an added benefit. But because Trump cannot take being roasted. He's extremely thin skinned. But to decline makes him look weak, like the coward he is. The shooter got him out of the WHCD, yet looking like a hero again.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

In a nutshell. 😊

MMW that Live Nation will make a "donation" to Trump's campaign fund and the ruling will disappear.

Trump: it's supposed to be a doctor 🙄 Schrodinger's idiot

Agree 💯🎯 now we all are effected by the Epstein Files, not just the US but the world

Since Armageddon has apparently been delayed for 2 weeks, a great way to pass thee time would be to relase the Epstein Files in accordance with the law.

Imagine devoting your life's work to perfecting the seatbelt and then the first time there's a serious accident every occupant of the car goes flying right through the windshield. This post is about the founding fathers.

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🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

We are the baddies 😞

Of course it's the women in Trump's cabinet that are the first round of scapegoats to lose their position. Loyalty only goes one way with Trump

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"Are we the baddies!?" This was on live TV, and all the major stations just glossed over it. WTF! So now we’re okay, as a country, assassinating people —no, leaders—because we don’t like what they say? Yeah… we’re the baddies.

I punched the kid in the hall — minding their own business — first out of self defense as I believed they were going to punch me. The fact that they punch back proves I was right! - US and Israel reasoning for the Iran war

Mail in voting for me but not for thee

The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.

Still, nobody on the right will care about the contradiction. They will only care how it effects their bank account. And it will.

They called the Operation: Epic Fury. That is the same initials as Epstein Files. Is someone at the Pentagon punking Trump?

Was the decision to bomb Iran come from the recommendations of Trump's Board of Peace? 🙄

Nuff said

President Obama had a deal with Iran that trump ripped up without replacing, and now we're in an unnecessary war with Iran that he started without Congress, because he's a small, petty, envious punk.