One of Everything (Thea)

@erikaishii.bsky.social vt.tiktok.com/ZSgxqRV7n/ this is what was supposed to come out of my larynx today but it just wouldn’t do it. Oh well! The real kiwi are better anyway

Bisexual lighting - that is to say- Arson

I actually have never heard anyone say that in heaven love comes first BELINDA

One hip always lies, one always tells the truth. You have but one question to answer: am I on tonight?

It’s only megalomania if it’s from the megalo region. Otherwise, legally it’s sparkling ambition

A playlist containing Bleachers, Jonathan Coulton and Ok Go that just sounds like one album by the same artist

Wait I just realised honey and maple syrup are like the exact same process but with bees or Canadians

Feeling extra autistic today Me: do you have the other one of this pair of shoes? Op shop lady: yes, I have it at the counter Me: thank you! I waited two full minutes before realising she wasn’t going to bring me the other shoe and it was at the counter to stop people stealing it

I don’t want anyone to separate me from my art. I worked hard to beach those whales and it really informs my knitting.

@postoctobrist.bsky.social Benoit Balls, detective politician hiding inside an android science officer

Now Tim Curry and Yayoi Kusama…

Goodbye Dolly. We will always love you.

Make a band bigger: The Hypothermias

Producers, Please crush your podcasts into a flat brick of audio I’m listening in the car I can’t hear what your host is saying And then my ears are blasted into oblivion

I love libs Libraries, what did you think I meant?

Hank Green and My Dad have been “if you ask them a question they don’t know the answer to they’ll tell you their best reckons and they might be wrong” in my head this whole time, idk how people are so betrayed every time he has to change his mind

Ending my 20-year streak of never having heard A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, my review is: This album is a masterpiece with really amazing poetry scribbled all over it in crayon

All the approximant consonants are vowels in masks and capes

It’s really nice being surrounded by friends who understand invisible and intermittent disabilities but it does make me more mad about “you were skating two days ago get out of that wheelchair” like YOU TRY RESISTING THE URGE TO OVEREXERT YOURSELF WHEN NORMAL FEELS LIKE SUPERPOWERS 👿

Mayonnaise might be the most accurately rated thing

Smh I piled laundry on the bed for Later Me to deal with and now it’s later and I’m still Me

Orville Peck would crush a feature on Mister Jambo

Sorry I just remembered we spent the kind of money that could get us national high speed rail on five helicopters

The transmasc equivalent of egg should be House Of Parliament Because There’s a Guy in there

@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social DEUS EX CAFFEINA COME ON

Getting asked my pronouns by a kid and being like WHY DON’T YOU EVER ASK MR BROWN HIS FUCKING PRONOUNS she/her I’m so sorry

“The profit motive” has got to be some kind of vengeful god Noah’s Flood type shit

It’s not a real party until someone has too much and throws up. My 1 year old is very committed to taking over the role that I can no longer handle 🫡

@killjamesbond.bsky.social GIVE US THE THORN CUT

The Boiling Rock, interior Sokka, sliding open the cooler door: I can take you back to your cell if you’ve learned your lesson. Zuko: all the bolts are a half inch. You gave me a 3/8ths wrench.

Envious of the monks who dedicate themselves to a pursuit but like I think I just want a UBI

Every pride month my chronically ill body thanks me for being a board games and crafts gay

I haven’t done the maths but I feel like it’d be cheaper to let beneficiaries spend their benefit on whatever they want and deal with whatever consequences might come of that than to try to force them to only spend according to prescribed morals

Somewhere in this world there is a glow in the dark penny board with my initials melted into the underside that was stolen from outside the Unitarian church on ponsonby road at the Pride parade in 2017

Saying “meowth that’s right!” after every trochaic children’s book

I cut bread with a paring knife because I’m sick as fuck

If you write a verse for Bangladesh by Ian McConnell and you include something that is physically impossible, you sink in my esteem to that of those who think the eagles in Lord of the Rings are a plot hole.

I like it when a robot takes a job nobody wanted in the first place like Songsterr or Moises

Row row row your boat gently down the Streep Merylly merylly merylly merylly

Bolognachos

Just got around to listening to the new underscores album and I

Marginalised classes to which I belong: - transgender - disabled - percussionist Impossible to know which one’s the hardest

I’ve been itching to say “nah I don’t really watch men’s sports” but apparently neither does anyone I know

Saying kia ora to someone I’ve definitely met and getting a pointed tēnā koe back 🙃