Anthony B. Earles

Does anyone else find YouTube wood turning videos really relaxing to watch, or is it just me?

I'm not sure if the Paedo-in-Chief is more like Joffrey or Walder Frey. Either way I'd be happy with the same outcome.

Okay, ladies. Form an orderly queue for this picture of me from the mid/late 80s. #eyecandy

Good morning. Is he dead yet?

It is said that energy cannot be created or destroyed. I 100% believe that any surplus energy, from anywhere in the universe, is redirected into six-month old kittens.

Call me a dreamer, but I'd prefer a world where the most powerful person and the stupidest human alive were two different people.

Does anyone else go a bit giddy when this is their food order number?

So the Orange Turd is saying that anyone who says AI instead of SI is "the enemy". That's fine. I consider anyone who fucks children and anyone who supports them "the enemy". So I'd say we're even.

I've been trying to introduce my wife to the films (comedies mostly) that I loved in the 80s. Wow. They really haven't aged well. A few passed muster, but most of them - films that once made me laugh out loud - struggled to raise a chuckle!

I'm not implying that I'm getting old, but I've just been doing a jigsaw whilst awaiting the delivery of some new slippers.

I've realised that the actual zombie apocalypse will not be the dead wandering the streets. It will, in reality, be the day that AI goes offline and will see millions of Gen-Z stumbling aimlessly through cities, unable to perform the simplest of tasks or think for themselves.

This is literally the truth. Our forced removal from the Dublin Agreement led to the increase in channel crossings. To reiterate - Brexit is literally the cause.

Why would any British citizen want this?

I know Nigel Farage and Reform UK Ltd get a lot of online abuse. Well done everyone.

Bayeux Tapestry? BAYEUX? We didn't go through Brexit to have to import historically significant depictions. Don't we have our own, British rugs and wall hangings to put on display? What about the Wigan Tablecloth or Hull Handkerchief?

So this morning I weighed myself and I've dropped below 15st (210lbs or 95kg) for the first time since about 2010.

So this morning I weighed myself and I've dropped below 15st (210lbs or 95kg) for the first time since about 2010.

Does anyone else have dreams where they've parked their car or left a hotel room and just can't find them again?

Grief is the price we pay for unconditional love. 💔

We've lost Dolly Parton at 80 and Tim Curry at 80. Remind me how old the Orange Turd is again?

My wife says that she wants to be treated like a princess, so I've arranged a chauffeur-driven tour of Paris underpasses.

A slow-paced 5k warmup today. Not my best time but my knee's playing up again.

As it should be..

Currently watching my way through the Star Wars Skywalker Saga box set in 4k. I've just started on A New Hope - a film I have seen more times than I remember. How have I only just noticed that part of C3-PO's leg is a different colour to the rest of him?

Remember it's only enui if it's from the Enui region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread.

The current furore over FIFA once again proves that Trump fucks up everything he touches. He's the anti-Midas.

Not happy about this. I'm self employed and my boss is obviously a cunt. (Seriously though. I have no idea what this is or why I was sent it)

Okay, I feel enough time has passed since the release of No Time To Die that I can finally get this off my chest. When Bond contracts the nano-bot virus why doesn't he just use the EMF-emitting wristwatch he's wearing to fry them? Or am I missing something?

I've just watched Masters of the Universe. As a Gen-Xer who watched the original cartoon in the 80s I have to say that it was bloody good fun with really cheesy in-jokes and callbacks. Would recommend.

Why is it "couch potato" and not "sofa spud"?

My favourite Jason Statham film is the one where he beats everyone up.

Given the blatant Doctor Who references in Strange New Worlds is it feasible to assume that Paramount will make a bid to produce the show?

The average double decker bus is the same height as 2 double decker buses.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember these headlines when the Tories burned through leaders every few months. It's almost as if the Daily Fail has a massive right-wing bias. #hypocrisy

Another Friday, another gym session. #YAGSs

It's that time again! Wimbledon mens' final day!

Watching the #wimbledon semis. Andre Agassi's commentary makes him sound like the Bob Ross of tennis.

Come on, Clacton. You know what to do. Flush away the political skid mark at the election. #farage#corrupt#clacton

The irony of Wetherspoons, a company helmed by a prominent Brexit supporter, opening a branch in Alicante airport is not lost on me.

Oxford University was founded in 1096, whilst Cambridge was founded in 1209. I'd say for that 113 year intervening period the boat race must have been really one-sided.

What is the right no wing obsession with people having more kids? I know they support paedophiles but it can't just be about creating a ready supply of victims, can it?

Freddos back to 10p.

What's got 500 legs and an IQ of 90? A Reform rally.

Ur mum. Lol.

If Valorie Curry doesn't win an award for her scenes in the latest episode of The Boys then there really isn't any justice. Just wow.

A Russian spy, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. The barman asks "What will you have, Mr President?"

Why are flag shaggers, racists and right-wingers so obsessed with St. George? A Turkish soldier in the Roman army who never set foot in England? Ah, I get it now. He's their favourite type of foreigner - one who doesn't come here.

Does JD Vance only own one suit?