Lev Gerstle

This is very League of Legends worlds theme song aesthetic

Gona be A Mop at the Trop @cespedesbbq.bsky.social

Hey wait, I've seen this movie before

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

THOOM!

Apollo and Daphne, by Daniel Seiter, 1675-99, 📸 by @jeffreyphelps // @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social

LMAO "Milwaukee wins game 1 again!"

Gona punch AI Houdini in the stomach. That'll teach em

Mid 2010s Detroit Tigers vs. mid 2010s Miami Marlins in a battle of "what if you just kept all your stars?"

I mean I guess? But this sorta stuff just takes away any agency from the pitcher. Peralta isn't some September call up, this is his 9th major league season. And regardless of how new Willard is, somehow Scott, Thornton, and McLean all had good to great years at the same time.

The Brewers are playing small ball, in that they're bashing the hell out of the small ball over the fence to score runs

they said the left and the right just need to sit down and talk to each other and they were absolutely right. this is the greatest conversation of all time.

Well that's a twist

There are pop tarts but not mom tarts (because of the pastryarchy)

Gota read the lore

You would think that Natan Sharansky of all people would be able to look at how the entire apparatus of a state could be turned against a less well-off nearby populace without formally committing genocide. But you'd be wrong!

Fascinating things are coming out of south eastern European ethnic strife AI video

You can tell when Scott Hanson's mouth gets way ahead of his brain because he'll say things like "Drew Brees has more cultural significance to his particular city than any athlete in American history."

Fuck it, go for it Kentucky

The Once and Future King, Artemis Fowl, literally anything by Tamora Pierce.

SPORTS

Pinch hit Gary Sanchez? In the year of our lord 2026?

There used to be a place near me in NJ called Cheeburger Cheeburger where if you finished a 1lb burger, full plate of fries, and a milkshake, you got your picture on the wall. For 130 American dollarydoos, you better put my face on the fucking scoreboard if I even buy this thing.

Umpires and coaches discussed what happens if a ball were to hit the roof during the ground rules meeting pregame before Game 1 Brewers Third Base Coach Matt Erickson joked, "Haven't seen it here in six years, so it will happen tonight"

Ok, turns out Sale, Weiss, and all of Braves management collectively blacked out for the end of the Phillies game. They absolutely deserve to lose this series. What a fucking stupid, self inflicted mistake

Is Hawaii bad again? I think we're bad again.

Did you know you can just lengthen a massive cruise ship by adding a piece in the middle? Because I for one, did not know you could just lengthen a massive cruise ship by adding a piece in the middle. www.flickr.com/photos/lrosa...

Just let Sonny Gray pitch. Second night in a row where you pull your starter and it burns you immediately.

I go and listen to the entirety of Songs in the Key of Life at least once or twice a year. Unbelievable start to finish

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

You put John Mateer’s brain in a fish and it’ll start mooing

Both teams should move down the rankings for how the end of this game is going

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

I have found and purchased an absolutely accursed item from an estate sale

The Role of Agriculture in the Evolution of Pre-Contact Ewok Society

whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.

Lawsuit to stay in college for another year just to try and dodge the browns is gona be fantastic

NO WAY