Bucket Shop Billy

Using the feds to target a political opponent is worse than Watergate but now it’s just another Monday. Unbelievable how fast we’ve surrendered our democracy.

“What radicalized you to be anti boomer?” “When they got scared they might lose a few bucks during Covid so they printed 3 trillion dollars of PPP money and gave it to themselves tax free.”

At the behest of the military, I have conducted building an 18 hole golf course for national security near the White House. The bunker rakes are also uzi’s. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Prediction… the left will win the house and senate. In the back half of the term, a conservative justice retires/dies. Trump puts up another Kavanaugh type. And Dems confirm him under the guise of “the need to return to norms”

Excited to see how SCOTUS will rule in the near future on whether a President can executive order a network to hire back an on air personality.

I am begging for some national polling outfit to run a “Who did a better job in their first 18 months Biden or Trump” just to see if it jumpstarts the massive coronary we all know that’s coming.

Hear me out… let all these dipshits enter the wnba draft and then watch the owners humiliate them by not picking any of them.

Satellites are now robots

Whatever revenue they made from selling that ad will be more than offset by the future loss of potential customers who will see this on every social media platform.

Back in my day, we had to manually dunk our donuts in mtn dew. #Brawndo #Idiocracy

Wtf Canada rake your forests!

Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.

Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.

Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.

IMO you’re crazy to buy $BTC until the guy holding 5% of the total supply on margin gets liquidated.

Do it big guy…. Buy a govt stake in NMAX to show Schumer and Co what cucks they are.

Confidently wrong….

Long GOOGL, Short OpenAI

My guess is they finally let Kash hold a gun and he immediately accidentally discharged it Barney Fife style.

The funniest lie Elon told last night has gotta be the “We can’t show you the progress on Optimus bc our competitors will frame by frame watch the video and copy it.”

Wait you’re trying to tell me the guy who doesn’t wash his hands because he’s tougher than viruses isn’t good at conducting a spur of the moment illegal war??

Congress I know you’re busy ignoring a war that was illegally started but when you get time, please do something about the “business loan specialists” that spam call me 3x/day.

We murdered a school full of children. Not only is there zero contrition, but no one even seems to care to inquire as to how we fucked up so terribly.

I give it until Monday at the latest before they dig out the Bush “Mission Accomplished!” banner and let Trump pretend this was all a great success.

SaaS names trading like shitcoin rugpulls on the possibility of future AI replacement yet Tesla trading at 1.6T MC even though their lunch is getting eaten in real time by Chinese comp. Ok then!

It’s crazy to me how many regular people instantly accept a deputized group of proud boys as an official and legal policing group that they should treat as an equal to regular police.

Don’t even try to tell me your MAGA if you’re not even willing to smash your hands with a hammer to prove you stand with Trump.

Man I had some good takes last year

Every day this should be more apparent to you liberals. You are going to be targeted with greater regularity by this admin.

I don’t really know who Jake Paul is but I revel with all of you in his demise.

I’m not joking, I think my favorite Christmas song is “You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” by Tyler, The Creator.

I REAALLLY hope that Musk’s advice to Gates to close his short is bc TSLA is part of the latest xAI round.

Imagine having 5 kids and a wife and you are so despised by them that you had to have Thanksgiving with Jeffrey Epstein.

I’m starting to think that a lot of our problems in this country are the result of boomers being in power. Once they go away, I’m hopeful we get back to normalcy.

I still don’t think I figured out a great trade strategy for this.

The buttons are ready to pop off Kernan’s shirt. He’s gonna do great on Newsmax (bring Santelli with!)