The Snarklepuss 🐸

The Snarklepuss 🐸

@opus17.bsky.social

No Trump No KKK No Fat-assed USA Living in War-Torn Portland. I think I’m funnier than I am. Coastal Elite® Team Bruise Irony Died on the Down Escalator

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The Snarklepuss 🐸
@opus17.bsky.social

Replying to @out5p0ken.bsky.social

You know the thing he does where a tells a lie, repeats the lie and adds another, repeats those and adds 2 more, repeats those and adds 4 more , etc. — that is technically known as a “Fib-A-Nazi” sequence.

The Snarklepuss 🐸
@opus17.bsky.social

Prediction: massive blue wave gives Democrats in charge of Congress. The transactional convict proposes Medicare for All as long as it is called Trumpcare, in exchange for no impeachment or investigations of his crime family. Do Democrats bite?

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@opus17.bsky.social

If you were an enemy of America, and went to the lab to engineer a perfect sleeper agent to get close to Trump, she would be young, blonde,cloyingly devoted to him,a fanatical supporter of everything he does and designed to tell him exactly what he wants to hear, with an old school name like Natalie

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@opus17.bsky.social

Not out of the realm of possibility: huge Dem victory in midterms flips both chambers. Trump declares he is now a Democrat, gives them Medicare for all in exchange for overlooking his ongoing corruption.

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@opus17.bsky.social

Remember when you had to fill in a customs form when returning to the USA? Now, they just ask if you’re declaring anything — I tried to, but it’s almost like “nah, don’t worry, you’re white and speak English”. Absolutely no interest. Maybe they have other priorities?