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Has the universe taken its pepto bismol?

Anyone put an orange traffic cone on a Trump statue?

If your fellow residents are horses and hogs, how do you describe them? They are the neigh- Boars.

Brown bread rising on the back of the stove. Soup in the pot. Ready for pbs mysteries. Hello low key Saturday night.

It is a nice sunny early spring day and the sun is shining. Will try to keep this in mind while a cohort of cheap goons tries to ruin the world. Life gets better… I hope

One problem with the demise of the penny. The government is no longer making sense.

Reason for Trump not to attend the Super Bowl: Bad Bunny will teach him how to dance.

Yes they wear masks. But any sights showcasing ice faces? With all the AI and computer nerds there ought to be someone who can come up with a way to identify those ice agents Acting with excessive force.

Hey, CBS EVENING NEWS, Dekoupol assumed his pet cowwas using a brush as a back scratcher. The object shown was a broom. Ask your janitor. Your pretty boy is too bright for his britches.

I know what the T-man wants. A solid gold Lego name set with his name. King Midas starved.

lol CBS and Dokoupil, their pretty boy anchor, can send the main anchor to Cincinnati To showcase a fancy sign museum. Bet he has never tasted tear gas. Limp wimp anchor and network have been emasculated. Will he appear at a Mountain Oyster festival.

WILL Maine Senator Collins show up to protect her constituents?

Has your brain expanded? Mine hurts.

Welcome to Monday for your dining pleasure, the venal rich continue to ignore the excrement pile in the street. The working man drives to work and the dogs and cats ignore the rest of us.

Peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Cryptic commentary on White House statements.

Gov. Walz and all Minnesota leaders. make the moment a touchstone for us all. Give her the honor of flags at half staff and a parade of honor just as we honor those who give all trying to make our world better.

For any Minneapolis or Minnesota resident, I can not join you in silent protest. But please, stand in silent protest outside the ice facilities, their hotels, and wherever those agents congregate. Shunning is an Old Testament action. It applies here as a non-violent protest element.

Is there a comedian who does impersonations and jokes of Trump while wearing a chicken suit? Must be a classic cluck-up. Opportunity knocks for genius.

did the peptobismol not work? Watch CBS EVENING NEWS. It makes biliousness a common event and stinks just as much. Horrible writing by a pretty boy fake.

My microfibers are in disagreement with the microbiome. confrontation Is given short shrift.

Sad passing tonight as the reins of CBS Evening News is fully turned to the pretty face side. One only has to look at the utter ignorance of Dikouple on Mideast issues, booted a veteran experienced reporter just to look as if he is a journalist. Deborah Patta has Far more gravitas than he.

Upcoming press conferences with Ms. Leavitt: will someone ask her if she is going to repeat the same lies to her new baby. Time for gentility has long left and there are no crumpets or doilies.

Suitable memorials for the orange one? Consider the porta-potty. lots of space for images. Arts project suggestion, perhaps?

Mike Johnson is so scared of women. When will nursein protests occur outside his office and at his press conferences?

Want to make Trumps day? If you have a set top ratings box or participate in measuring audiences through your devices, do not watch the Kennedy Center Honors. Find those artists and look at their work.

mave your protons and neutrons connected!

Congratulations on New York Times suing to protect the first amendment. Finally.

Repurposing packaging: why is it that they can make chocolate pudding pods? Like laundry pods only filled with chocolate pudding. At least if they leak you can lick up the pudding.

an Eagle with the flu walks into Dunkin Donut’s and orders a latte. Barista: I’m not able to give you that. Eagle: why not? I am a patriot. Barista: because that is an ill eagle’s order.

Speculation amok: What employment options will Kashmir Patel have if he is fired?

hello leftovers, now to deal with the aftermath of girth expansion. With more left overs.

One government program says yes, concerning the assistance to me. This is good.

Question to ask at next White House press briefing: Ms: Leavitt, does the president call you Miss Piggy?

Praise the terrific writing on the CBS Evening News tonight. Rhythmic, erudite, and delivering punches with skill and power. Thank the writers for not skimping on the quality Maurice Dubois and his Dear Colleague (John Dickerson) delivering on such well written scripts.

The coffee pots of the Washington press corps are dancing jigs this morning.

What is a most chipper work buddy machine? A wood chipper.

Are we there yet? Just asking.

It’s cold, blustery, and Sunny. Thinking of trying to drag the blankets with me.

Perhaps a pair of gift skunks should be sent to Mr. Trump. What a great party gift.

The Washington Commanders stadium could be known as ‘The Dump’ if Trump gets his wish.

Mike Johnson holds press conferences daily for the house. Need a hundred nursing reporters to show up and start nursing babies at those press conferences. Obvious shock and awe tactics.

Who use more powerful than ICE agents? It’s sandwich guy!

Give the sandwich guy a lifetime of the ‘freedomwich’! The new spokesman for the store!

Protect Democracy. Vote!

quiet acts of courage: see a mother with kids in the grocery line and worry lines? If you can pay for her groceries. Or maybe a senior citizen shopping alone. Give your thanks meaning.

ethical use of ai

Ten thousand tits for saving Snap benefits! Can we get five thousand breasts to stage a nurse-in outside of Rep. Mike Johnson’s offices to protest his efforts to starve children?

Brilliant television! Let’s do it. Trump passing would be a blow to his own pomposity.

MSNBC and other show producers. Stop being polite. Directly ask Mike Johnson if he intends to starve US children. It is understood that there is a level of politeness in normal times. This is not normal.